[OOM: Multitasking.]Guppy comes in, putting a big sign up on the notice board.
'
LIFE SUPPORT SEEKS VOLUNTEERS
Non-evil, trustworthy person/people required to be nice to patrons in need of company and or social support.
One hour every other Tuesday, main bar.
No reward other than free food and personal satisfaction.
Previous Life Support attendance desirable but not mandatory.
Please see Dr Guppy Sandhu (dark fluffy hair, suit jacket, usually carrying tea) and or come to Life Support on Tuesday for details.
Up to three positions up for grabs. Dr Sandhu reserves the right to politely refuse candidates on grounds of evilness, general untrustworthiness or other reason he hasn't yet thought of.'
With that done, he sits nearby, with a cup of tea and a packet of jammy dodgers, looking for people hovering near his sign. At this point he notices that he seems to be wearing a toga, and raises an eyebrow.
After a moment, he stops wondering, and just sticks to crossing his legs to protect his nether regions from the sudden onset of draft.