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A certain someone wearing a worn Yale sweatshirt and old jeans is in the middle of getting her coffee when the bar provides her with That Certain Napkin.
She eyes it thoughtfully, before deciding, "Okay. But you have to give me a couple minutes first. And I need my payment in advance." In short order, she is provided with something in a plastic bag, and she heads to the bathroom.
A moment later, she comes back out.
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Your bartender this evening is engaged in a truly ridiculous course of study. Play your cards right and give her an entertaining night off, and you drink for free.
Now, she just has to hope she doesn't meet any certain older, parental-figure type people.
She eyes it thoughtfully, before deciding, "Okay. But you have to give me a couple minutes first. And I need my payment in advance." In short order, she is provided with something in a plastic bag, and she heads to the bathroom.
A moment later, she comes back out.
Your bartender this evening is engaged in a truly ridiculous course of study. Play your cards right and give her an entertaining night off, and you drink for free.
Now, she just has to hope she doesn't meet any certain older, parental-figure type people.