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[crabbycustomer]

CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board MAGICAL MYSTERY BAR VIRTUAL BULLETIN BOARD
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CCG: OKAY SO I FORGOT TO DO THIS THE LAST TWO WEEKS
CCG: WHATEVER, IT SEEMED LIKE MOSTLY MY FRIENDS WERE USING IT TO TRACK ME DOWN AND HASSLE ME
CCG: WHICH IS FINE I GUESS BUT NOT REALLY THE POINT
CCG: YOU CAN ALWAYS MESSAGE ME DIRECTLY TO HASSLE ME
CCG: FUCK WHAT AM I DOING
CCG: THE POINT IS THAT THESE MEMOS ARE FOR PUBLIC DISCUSSION AND FOR PEOPLE TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER
CCG: I AM NOT POSTING THEM TO GARNER MORE DESERVED ATTENTION FOR HOW AWESOME I AM
CCG: I AM TRYING TO BUILD A FUCKING SENSE OF COMMUNITY ON THIS SERVICE
CCG: AND CREATE AN INCENTIVE FOR PEOPLE TO JOIN
CCG: SOMETHING PEOPLE WILL BE SORRY THEY MISSED
CCG: EXCEPT NOW I SEEM LOCKED INTO TALKING ABOUT MY INTENTIONS INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY DOING IT
CCG: I SHOULD PROBABLY JUST SCRAP THIS WHOLE MEMO AND START OVER
CCG: NO FUCK THAT
CCG: WE'RE DOING THIS
CCG: WE'RE MAKING IT HAPPEN
CCG: THE TOPIC OF THIS MEMO IS
CCG: ROMANCE
CCG: THIS IS YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO VOICE YOUR SEMI-ANONYMOUS ROMANTIC QUESTIONS OR DIFFICULTIES AND OPEN IT UP TO CROWD-SOURCED SOLUTIONS
CCG: ANY ADVICE YOU TAKE IS AT YOUR OWN RISK
CCG: AND MIGHT COME FROM IDIOTS OR ALIENS WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR CULTURE
CCG: WITH THAT UNDERSTANDING. OPEN FIRE
CCG: I AM PERSONALLY A GODDAMN EXPERT ON TROLL ROMANCE AND A QUALIFIED NOVICE IN THE COMPREHENSION OF THE VASTLY MORE SIMPLE HUMAN EMOTIONAL MATRIX
CCG: AND I CAN PROMISE EVERYONE WHO COMMENTS A PERSONALIZED RESPONSE
CCG: UNLESS I FORGET
CCG: OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH IDIOTIC COMMENTARY, TIME TO OPEN THE FLOODGATES
CCG: ROMANTIC QUANDARIES, GO GO GO

[ooc: okay, Karkat's IC Weekend Entertainment is back, having survived my broken neck! Characters reply by T-Minus using C+their T-Minus initials for memos.]

Multipup Gift Pickup!

[hey35andholding]

( Juliet has left gifts for Ray Stantz, Rae Seddon, Burton Guster and Shawn Spencer )

( Clementine has left gifts for Urquhart, Enzo Matrix, Dinah Lance, Moist Von Lipwig, Elrond, Sam Axe, Michael Westen, The Fledgling, Guppy Sandhu, Joan of Arc, Gene Hunt, Ben Grimm, Janet Van Dyne, Bedazzled! Devil and Ed and Ein )

( Dixie Cousins has left gifts for Brisco County Jr., Will Parker, William Evans, and Kate Barlow )

[OOC: Open for reactions and return-notes; if you wanna have a face-to-face thread with one of the gifters, leave a note at the bar; on their (and my) return in January.]

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[g00d_d0ggie]

Somehow, D0G has gotten ahold of a T-Minus headset. Whether he has his human's permission to use it is unknown.

He can be found online under the name custodialConstruct. We wish you the best of luck in trying to communicate with him, since he can't actually speak and his fingers are too huge to be used for typing.

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[ostro_goth]

Since a little more than a week ago, the cat population of Milliways is up by one young black female. She's no longer a kitten, but by no means fully grown; and at the moment, she is exploring the bar: walking over the counter, hopping on tables, hiding under the benches in the booths.

Her human is sitting by the fireplace, keeping an eye on her while playing his harp. If his new little feline would molest any, Teja is ready to interfere.

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[father_chris]

Father Christmas is sitting on a comfy chair near the fire, staring in disbelief at one of his letters.

After a moment, he gets the Naughty stamp out, marks the letter in red, and tucks it in a pocket. Then he puts on more of a smile and looks around.

"And what do you want for Christmas?" he asks the next person who comes up.

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[a1enzo]

[Millitimed to after the return of Johnny Storm's rescuers.]

A purple-eyed teen emerges from the infirmary, soaked in sweat and sporting some nice bruises and a few large sticky bandages. No real injuries, though; he was in there as an aide, not a patient. He's now teetering between wired and exhausted, and looks it.

Satisfied at a job well done, though.