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[thekidfrombrooklyn]

Steve has been hanging around Milliways for a few days before he heads back to the front, and when he stops at the bar for a drink before he starts his workout, a napkin pops up.

"Really?" he says on reading it. "Me? The most bartending experience I have is ordering."

Of course, he can keep things simple.

TONIGHT'S SPECIALS
Manhattan
Whiskey Sour
Martini
Non-alcoholic
Moxie
Root beer float

Well, this should be an adventure.


[tiny tag: Oswin Oswald]

[OOC: No new threads, please, and slowtime on existing ones. Thanks for tagging in, everybody!]

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[areyoumyjolly]

There's a mermaid in the lake...

It's become part of the set of warnings people are given, by now.

But today, there really is a mermaid in the lake, playing with two small(-ish) squidlets near the surface. Apparently, the little animals are playing fetch with a coconut, and it's infinitely amusing to see them try and pull the bobbing thing down from the inhospitable air.

The mermaid will eat people if she could, but is forbidden to, the standard warning continues.

But today, she really might not. Try her?



[[OOC: Tamara is dangerous and enticing, but will keep the rules. However, she's likely to somehow toy with your pup, especially a male one... See her user info for more background and warning.]]

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[margolotta]

There's a vampire by the fireplace, knitting something pink and drinking cocoa from a large black mug with pink bats on. That might have been the waitrats' idea of a joke, though.

She doesn't really look like a vampire, let alone the most influential one in her world. She looks like a genteel lady of slightly indeterminate age. But don't let yourself be fooled: she's formidable, has single-handedly brought about the idea of reformed vampires, and was accidentally instrumental in the inventions of newspapers. And some other inventions that have swept the Disc lately.

Never underestimate Lady Margolotta von Überwald. However, you can approach her. She will be friendly and probably even get you some tea while she chats with you.

She won't bite.

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[source_fairy]

There's a goddess at the bar, with her laptop, wearing over-the-top gothy clothes and tons of make-up, as usual, together with artificial fairy wings and large silver snake bracelets.

Since the trolls got T-Minus to work here, working from here has even become easier.

Sirona is a small, unimportant Celtic goddess of mixed, tagged on domains, the way one picks up jobs too small to hire an entire person for.

She's also a hacker, and she doesn't just hack computers, she hacks all of reality, and crosses worlds as easily as other people cross streets.

And she's drinking latte from a huge glass. It's that sort of darkish that tells you some generous extra shots of espresso have been added. Of course.

She'll cheerfully chat to you, but you might not understand everything she's talking about, the way it happens with computer people.-