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Sep. 2nd, 2016 08:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Kylo Ren is sitting in a booth drinking coffee. Nice, simple coffee.
Training kind of sucks.
Training kind of sucks.
TOM HAVERFORD LEFT THIS IN A CLOSET IN THE PARKS AND RECREATION OFFICE PAST THE DEADLINE I GAVE HIM TO REMOVE IT.
HE HAS LOST THE RIGHTS TO THE CONTENTS OF THESE BOXES. THE APPROPRIATE PLACE FOR LIQUOR, OTHER THAN ONE'S OWN PROPERTY, IS A BAR.
THIS IS LIQUOR HE CREATED.
IT IS DAMN FINE LIQUOR. IT IS CALLED SNAKE JUICE. I PERSONALLY ENDORSE THIS LIQUOR.
WHILE ALL YOU REALLY NEED IS MY PERSONAL ENDORSEMENT, THE GUERILLA MARKETING SCRIPT THAT TOM PROVIDED SUGGESTS THAT A PRIME SELLING POINT IS ITS "DOPE AFTERTASTE."
TAKE AS MUCH AS YOU WOULD LIKE. I DON'T CARE.