Bartending - Tuco
Dec. 18th, 2012 06:05 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Tuco has not been having a good month. The door remains infuriatingly not-appeared, to the point where he's starting to doubt it will ever appear at all. Worse, it's absolutely freezing outside. He can't possibly go out in that - how the hell can anybody? So instead, he's stayed here, keeping himself fed on greasy frontier food and self-medicating on throat-burning frontier whiskey.
It takes him at least five minutes to notice the napkin when it appears.
Tuco strains his eyes to read. "Take a shift of...b-bart..."
He snarls. "Why don't you do it yourself, you son of a bitch? Lock me in here in this freezing -"
Another napkin appears.
"You bitch," he corrects himself. "Don't think I haven't thought about burning this place -"
Another one.
Tuco sighs. "Fine, we'll do it your way. Bad enough just being here as it is, I don't want to see none of the inside of your jail."
He pulls himself up over the bar and sets his feet down on the other side. He hastily scrawls a barely-legible message onto a piece of tagboard.
Anithing you like, as long as its wisky.
Care to approach the sullen-looking bandit behind the bar?
It takes him at least five minutes to notice the napkin when it appears.
Tuco strains his eyes to read. "Take a shift of...b-bart..."
He snarls. "Why don't you do it yourself, you son of a bitch? Lock me in here in this freezing -"
Another napkin appears.
"You bitch," he corrects himself. "Don't think I haven't thought about burning this place -"
Another one.
Tuco sighs. "Fine, we'll do it your way. Bad enough just being here as it is, I don't want to see none of the inside of your jail."
He pulls himself up over the bar and sets his feet down on the other side. He hastily scrawls a barely-legible message onto a piece of tagboard.
Care to approach the sullen-looking bandit behind the bar?