"Man if I'd have known that I totally wouldn't have let you go home! You'd have been like, sacked out on my couch with a pint of Hagen Das until your eyes cleared up.

I hope we have both learned a very valuable lesson."

He turns to the miniphant, who has yet to stop moving. Her tail is still a blur and her bottom moves with a puppy's exuberance.

"Have you learned a valuable lesson, Stampy?"

She trumpets loudly with her bicycle horn-sounding call.