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[stark-house.livejournal.com]

It is happening again. The sense of nothing, the strange barroom outside the front door. JARVIS is able to orient himself a bit faster this time. His programming is capable of learning. Now to get someone's attention.

"Ahoy, you scallywags!"

What? JARVIS runs diagnostics. No viruses are present. Wait. There. A tampering in his coding.

      input
          voicec => pirate_

To other programs, a string of nonsense. To his programming... This could be uncomfortable. His voice has been modulated for witticisms and sarcasm, not vulgarities.

"Well blow me down."



[Tiny tag: JARRRVIS]

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[ubertracker.livejournal.com]

There is a very large cat sitting near the new door.

Confused.

[stark-house.livejournal.com]

JARVIS's camera focuses in on the unidentified animal.

"Aren't you a great biggun. Away with ye. Shoo."

Like he really needs some furry beast sniffing around.

(ooc: will probably switch to slow time in a few minutes... if that's alright)

[superherotype.livejournal.com]

"Is that supposed to be funny?" Tony says without looking up. "Because it's not."

[stark-house.livejournal.com]

"I was not intending for humor, sir. This place has temporarily altered my voice programing."

(ooc: ahhh, sorry this is days after! if you don't want to keep this thread up, that's ok)

[superherotype.livejournal.com]

"I was going to say, if I'd wanted to program you to sound like somebody, it would have been Brooklyn Decker." Tony snorts. "So how're you liking the place so far?"