"I be tryin' t'speak like a landlubber, but it seems t'be the standarrrd of t'day. Wait--hold down t'fort a second."

He whispers something to the bar, and a voice changer shaped like something Jenny might be familiar with (http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/A929%20/) appears. It recieves a scowl from Teddy, however.

"I be not sure that contraption be any betarrr, Barrr."