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[eyeeyecaptain]

You know what proves to be problematic?

An eye patch on a cyclopean mutant.


CRASH!

"HALP!"


[TAG CERTIFIED 100% SCURVY FREE: Turanga Leela, Wilbur Whateley, Teddy Altman]

OOC: OPEN FOR TAGS FOREVERRRRRR ZOMG TLAPD YAY!

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[alt-hulk.livejournal.com]

"I have me doubt'hat you'd be able to knock me down, but twouldn't be a farrrr fight, Cap'n. I be alien, I be." Teddy nods, and then concedes, "But it be good that ye take care'o'yeself. Keep those right scalawags 'way from ye."

[eyeeyecaptain]

"O do ye now, do ye now?" Leela questions, leaning on one elbow. "Met plenty o' aliens in me line o' worrrk, and I m'self be mutant. Wouldn't mind havin' t'pleasure of sparring with a lad as assured as yerself, if ye ever take the notion. Out that thar back door be a fine place for a scrabble; had a few already wit' some mighty fine folk."

Leela's expression is a little smug, but it's merely a friendly offer. Take it or leave it.

[ooc: EEEK. PLEASE FORGIVE THE MASSIVE SLOWTIME. RL ATE MAH BRAINZ. D:]

[alt-hulk.livejournal.com]

"Alright, but I be warnin' ya, I be havin' t'go easy on ye. I got super strength, I do."

[[Hey, don't worry about it! No problem! We can fade here, if it would make it easier on you.]]