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Nov. 30th, 2014 12:09 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
It has been busy at home. Very, very, very busy. Shephard has been spending more time aboard his ship than on West Virginia soil. This has not sweetened his temperament or improved his vocabulary much.
(Well. If you ask him it's improved his vocabulary. His momma and his lady friend have other opinions.)
When you've got a teleporting ship and a bunch of freezers full of emergency backup genetic material, everything starts to look like a reason for searching for incubators. Shephard has not had the kind of luck anyone would like, and so he has come to the Bar today to stick up a sign.
WANTED: LIVESTOCK
PREFERRED:
Cattle (cows, reproductive age)
Sheep (ewes, wool-intensive breeds, reproductive age)
Venison on the hoof (Cervus elaphus, Cervus canadensis, Dama dama, Rangifer tarandus all okay)
Chickens (we have some, expanding the pool won't hurt)
Waterfowl (North American species)
Pigs (sows preferred)
CAN PAY IN:
Leather (not from Earth animals)
Furs (mostly rabbit, some bear)
Wooden furniture
Honey/beeswax/pollination services
Primitive survival gear
Survival/firearm/hand to hand combat lessons
CONTACT:
Sgt. Maj. Adrian Shephard, USMC (if I'm not in uniform I'm the one with the blue striped alien eyeball hamdogs)
Okay, sign's up, he's good, he's gonna go get a drink and try not to think about work too much. Unless somebody shows up with critters in tow or something, anyway.
(Well. If you ask him it's improved his vocabulary. His momma and his lady friend have other opinions.)
When you've got a teleporting ship and a bunch of freezers full of emergency backup genetic material, everything starts to look like a reason for searching for incubators. Shephard has not had the kind of luck anyone would like, and so he has come to the Bar today to stick up a sign.
PREFERRED:
Cattle (cows, reproductive age)
Sheep (ewes, wool-intensive breeds, reproductive age)
Venison on the hoof (Cervus elaphus, Cervus canadensis, Dama dama, Rangifer tarandus all okay)
Chickens (we have some, expanding the pool won't hurt)
Waterfowl (North American species)
Pigs (sows preferred)
CAN PAY IN:
Leather (not from Earth animals)
Furs (mostly rabbit, some bear)
Wooden furniture
Honey/beeswax/pollination services
Primitive survival gear
Survival/firearm/hand to hand combat lessons
CONTACT:
Sgt. Maj. Adrian Shephard, USMC (if I'm not in uniform I'm the one with the blue striped alien eyeball hamdogs)
Okay, sign's up, he's good, he's gonna go get a drink and try not to think about work too much. Unless somebody shows up with critters in tow or something, anyway.