i_am_your_hostWhen the Master of Ceremonies approaches the bar, he's presented with a heart-shaped napkin with a note on it.
Happy St. Valentine's Day! Be a sweetheart and take tonight's bartending shift, won't you? XOXO
"I would be delighted, my dearest," he croons warmly.
With pink chalk, he writes on the specials board:
Gin
Vodka
Brandy
Schnapps (pineapple, apple, cherry, peach)
Then, pouring himself a glass of gin, he nimbly hops up onto the bar and sits with one knee drawn up, his other foot swinging free. Leaning back on one hand, he raises his glass to the bar at large.
"Come, my darlings!" he calls cheerfully from his perch. "It's happy hour, time to get drunk!"