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[guppy_sandhu]

Guppy's smallest son is off school today with a cold, so Guppy has brought him into the bar to entertain him for a bit.

While Guppy is getting him some orange juice, Gil is painting a lovely picture. It appears to be some sort of truck, though it has a big smiley face on the front. Just as he's finishing, Gil sneezes, and right before his eyes, the picture is covered in a scattering of pink glitter.

"Look, pretty!" he shows his father, when Guppy comes back with the juice.

"Very good, Gil." Guppy says, looking at the picture, then frowning with confusion. "Huh. I didn't give you any glitter..."

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[runningred]

Jay has the start of a cold and feels like dirt. After much hassling by the drones, he comes up to the bar in search of tea or something.

But it's just a cold. Or so it seems. Till he sneezes up gold glitter.

"What the fuck!"

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[upwiththisiwillnotput]

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!"

Bernard has just sneezed a load of glitter into his hands, which is a disturbing thing to happen when you aren't intoxicated.

This is that bloke with the beard's fault, infecting him with this weird disease. Bernard would track down Baze and give him a piece of his mind, if it weren't for the fact that Baze is bigger than him, and he's pretty sure Baze's friend is some sort of ninja.

"You there, Mrs Bar, I know you're laughing under that varnish... I need napkins. Please."

[Tinytag: Glittersnot.]