(OOM (sorta): Episode 1, in which we have a fairly slow news day.)
(OOM (tragically): An interlude, in which Cecil is very into science.)The man who strides through the door isn't tall. He isn't short, either. He's not fat, or thin.
He is wearing a black plastic poncho and a cat-eared headband, but that's just because he is following the latest trends (and can carry it off so well).
A black ceramic coffee mug is in his hand, the coffee that it once contained long-ago gone.
Cecil stutter-steps to a stop a few steps in, brought up short by the distinct lack of a break room, and the distinct presence of a bar. Uh...huh.
"Um. Intern Chad? Have you been redecorating?" Cecil calls in a carrying tone. "... Chad?"