When Emcee comes downstairs into the main bar, he is suddenly clothed in slim white trousers and a bright yellow military-style jacket with buckles. His hair is slicked back, and...
What's that on his upper lip?
A mustache. It's a mustache.
The Evil Karaoke Machine blinks on by itself. And Emcee is compelled to sit down at the piano and
begins to play and sing.
"
I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through! "
When the karaoke machine kicks in with the accompanying rock music, Emcee leaps to his feet and grabs the nearby microphone stand.
"
We are the champions, my friends," he belts out, strutting and swaggering across the floor with the flourishing gestures of a consummate showman.
"
And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the world!
I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls
You brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it
I thank you all
But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race
And I ain't gonna lose!
We are the champions, my friends
And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the world
We are the champions, my friends
And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions...!"
As the final note hangs in the air and fades, Emcee finds himself standing with his feet planted wide apart, a fist in the air, his head thrown back. Flushed from the (unexpected) performance, he returns to himself-- and he can't help breathless laugh.
It's Halloween. And the Bar has decided that he should pretend to be
Freddie Mercury.