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The Door swings open and in strides a familiar face who hasn't been seen lately. Agent K doesn't miss a step but he's smiling by the time he reaches Bar and takes a seat.

"Been a while, Darlin'," he says as he pats Bar and a bourbon appears before him.

He looks over his shoulder at the rest of the bar and shakes his head. "Still haven't blown themselves up yet. Will wonders never cease."

[tags: Bar, Darryl "Mother" Roskow]

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K is looking sympathetic. ".....Yeah."

"Sorry about that. Welcome to my world."

In some ways the Black Oil is easy. It's just trying to kill you in the messiest way it can. There's something comfortingly familiar about that, at least.

"What was with those worm creatures? And they're into smoking?"

"Annelids."

"One of the first races to make contact with Earth, actually."

"Haven't been able to get rid of them ever since.

"They're, uhh..... special."

Long look back.

"............Special huh?"

K waves his hand. "They're all right. A little weird."

"And you don't want to fall asleep around them, unless you don't mind waking up covered in magic-marker."

"But they don't usually cause trouble. Unless they're starting a Prank War."

"...Like now."

Johnny listened and then remarked, "There was a large sculpture that they were almost worshiping. Pulling cigarettes out."

"Yeah, that would be--."

"--What?"

"I'm guessing it's not normally a receptacle for tobacco products?"

K is pinching the bridge of his nose.

"....No."

"It's the Pillar of Storge. Sacred to the Krylians."

He looks up at John. "They would be the other party in the Prank War."

"Zed's going to blow a gasket on that one."

"How often do one of these happen?"

"Every few decades. Whenever the Krylians and Annelids get a mind to stir up trouble."

"Problem is, it's the first one to happen on the bureau's watch, and lucky us, from what we're told, both sides are really upping the ante this time."

"Galaxy's going to be short on whoopie cushions for a generation."

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Johnny shook his head, "Think there's any way to hold it off? Or lessen it?"

"Oh, they're already into it, so it's too late for that. But Zed's developing a plan: send in one team to retake the Pillar of Storge, and another team to collect the Big Waganda, which the Krylians took in response."

"That ought to get them both to the negotiation table."

"'Course, you know how plans usually go."

Johnny nodded, "I know exactly and it's tricky even when you get visions like me. I'd say I could run interference but might not help that much."

"Actually, John, you've already helped. We weren't exactly sure where the Annelids were keeping the crazy thing, but your description narrows it down quite a bit. Shouldn't be a problem getting a bead on it now."

"I know they were in a hall somewhere. Another vision might help more."

"It might," K agrees. "We could always give that a try next time you're up for it."

He nodded and added, "Sure, either here or in your world. I'm pretty flexible timing wise now."

K nods. "Then we'll be in touch, John."

"Soon."

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