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[there-is-a-me.livejournal.com]

Look! It's a Spoon! He's very ... Spooney. Yes. And very, er. Well he's. Either doing extreme yoga, or there was a conversation involving the words bet you can't and some kind of obscure masochistic twisting ritual.

Come on, it's Spoon. Either is possible.

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Charlie watches this for a few minutes with a cocked eyebrow, and a questioning grin.

"I've been doing yoga for ten years and even I can't do that."

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"You're not a werewolf." Spoon points out, obviously. "An' you haven't been through what I have to make you more bendy."

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"This is true, though the werewolf I know... I don't think he can do that either." In point of fact it looks quite painful, and he has no desire to try it, but still.

"Do you enjoy being so...bendy?" For lack of a better word.

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"Me wife sure does." Spoon says with a grin that says. A lot. About his sex life.

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For a moment, all Charlie does is stare at him with that same eyebrow raised.

And then he smiles. "I'll bet she does, if you're as inventive as you are flexible," he laughs.

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His grin doesn't fade, not even a little bit. "Yeeeeeah."

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"My, you do sound interesting." he's not laughing, yet. but only barely.

"And does your wife know you talk about that with such unwavering enthusiasm?"

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"She's just glad that I stopped describing her by her arse." Spoon affirms.

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Now, Charlie laughs. "That in all likelihood is a good thing, though I can't say I have the same ability with my partner."

[nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com]

Ace, in bare feet and some sort of sleek outfit she picked up on her last intergalactic ramble, sets herself down near Spoon.

And does not do extreme yoga.

She is making a decent stab at regular yoga, but seeing as it isn't really her thing, it's not the most graceful stab ever.

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Spoon doesn't mind. He can ogle while standing on one hand doing the splits in the air.

Mmmm.

Wife breasts.

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Ace rolls her eyes at him. He's so not breaking her concentration.

Even if that particular pose affords a nice view.

No, her will is strong like steel! She will continue on her moderately-bendy path!

[there-is-a-me.livejournal.com]

Spoon approves! Her moderately bendy paths is much bendier than last week!

And she's beautiful.

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He's full of shit. Awkwardly she tries to shift her balance onto one leg, and her wobbling to a minimum.

This yoga stuff certainly isn't easy, no.

[there-is-a-me.livejournal.com]

No, it isn't. But he still loves her. "That's good, luv. Very good."

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The wobbles get worse for a moment, but then get better.

"Ta, lover, s'very sweet t'say."

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"You're gettin' better, Ace." Spoon assures her, "Promise."

[srspirate]

Yeah, Porthos will just be over here staring, kthx.

(Seriously, a man shouldn't be able to move like that.)

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"Allo, Porthos!" Spoon calls out from a position something like the fully-clothed version of this (http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/exercise_fitness/gfx/1yoga-220.jpg). "How goes?"

[srspirate]

The fact that Porthos doesn't fall backwards off his stool is... quite frankly, a miracle.

"Monsieur Spoon!" he cries. "Are you not in terrible pain?"

Emphasis on the TERRIBLE.

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"Nah. Feels good. Nice stretch, know that I'm all limber an' shite. Yoga!"

[srspirate]

"Me what?"

No, that is certainly not a note of panic in the musketeer's voice.

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"Yoga. It's the name of this kind of exercise." Spoon explains. For he is helpful, and a helper. "All about finding your centre and really bloody weirding out other people."

[srspirate]

Mission objective: COMPLETE.

"It's... certainly... nothing I've ever seen before. Well, there was this one time in Singapore..."

But that was different. She had talent.

He shakes his head. "To willingly put one's body through that without immediate reward doesn't exactly appeal to me, however."

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"Nah, the reward comes in the not dying later because I needed to bend just a little more. Can do most of this in full armour." Proud? OH FUCK YEAH he's proud.