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[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

*Paper-white, Bernard walks behind the bar from his table where Charlie Weasley and Crowley still sit talking amiably. He takes a deep breath and lights a new cigarette off the old one.*

Welcome to Milliways Happy Hour.

Drink specials tonight are Strongbow, Guinness, and Bushmill's Whiskey.

Food specials also have a distinctly Irish theme, as you might have guessed.

Now. What'll you have?

Comments

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

*He puts his head in his hands*

Fuck.

You think she was crying yesterday...

Jesus Christ. We'll be lucky to get out of this in one piece.

[aj_crawley]

He's a decent guy, Charlie. Don't see him going on any homicidal rampages.

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

Wasn't being literal.

[aj_crawley]

Well, she'll have you to kiss it better, no?

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

She will.

[aj_crawley]

Oh dear. There go the water-works. Might be Bernard to the rescue, in a minute.

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

*His hands clench on a pint glass a little too tightly.*

Christ.


I swear, if he hurts her, I won't be responsible for my actions.

[aj_crawley]

*the demon holds up a placating hand*

Steady on. She's the one doing the dumping. Cut him some slack today, anyway.

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

*Bernard nods, then pales as Charlie walks over to the bar.*

Oh shit.