ext_37786 ([identity profile] the-woodpecker.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2005-01-02 04:36 pm

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*Paper-white, Bernard walks behind the bar from his table where Charlie Weasley and Crowley still sit talking amiably. He takes a deep breath and lights a new cigarette off the old one.*

Welcome to Milliways Happy Hour.

Drink specials tonight are Strongbow, Guinness, and Bushmill's Whiskey.

Food specials also have a distinctly Irish theme, as you might have guessed.

Now. What'll you have?

[identity profile] turnipman.livejournal.com 2005-01-03 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
He wipes his nose absently on the handkerchief. "Good to have you back, too! Was all lonely and stuff in the bar with you gone. Now we're all one big happy family again!"

[identity profile] turnipman.livejournal.com 2005-01-03 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
"Thank you, house!"

He pulls his arm back...

and scratches behind his ear.

"I do love cider. Last time I got really drunk was on cider. Ended up vomming and collapsing in a bedraggled heap. Good times!"

[identity profile] turnipman.livejournal.com 2005-01-03 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
"Not on the bar! Only on the floor. Then me and Indy fell over in it. Was quite a mess, actually. There were mixed nuts. Yum yum. All got cleaned up in the end OK though!"

He involuntarily rubs a discoloured patch on his shirt.

"Now don't tell me you've never chundered in all the time you've been here."

[identity profile] turnipman.livejournal.com 2005-01-03 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
"Bernard, I am shocked and appalled! This sort of record simply will not do. Maybe I'll make you a nice brew with the Cider-Making Kit Indy got me for Christmas. Then we can all get drunk together!"

He grins enthusiastically.

[identity profile] turnipman.livejournal.com 2005-01-03 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
"That's the spirit! Getting drunk is good for the soul. If not the body!"

He polishes off his pint.

"Back to the kitchens for me...lots of chores to do. Bye, Bernard!"