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{OOM: Time me. (Or, even superheroes have their off days.)}

So, to recap: when Bart enters the bar his hair is drenched in Icee (blueberry) and his forehead is sporting a large bruise in the form of a backwards 'FRESH!!'. He grumps at the bar for a second before making his way, stiffly, for the door to the rooms upstairs. He's not superspeeding, so you can catch him if you're so inclined.

Tinytags: Jenny, Billy Kaplan

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Seriously, "Are you going to relinquish the towel?"

"Maybe. Maybe not."

"You promised!"

Wibbleface at her.

She was holding the towels captive!

With good reason!

"I need to make sure you're not injured anywhere else, Bart," she explains with equal wibbleface. It's partially the truth? "I can't if you're covered!"

Oh yeah, he totally believes her.

"I'm not."

...this is getting ridiculous. Some part of Jenny's mind acknowledges such as she rolls her eyes. But the other part, the louder part, insists that arguing like this is fun.

"It's not like it's anything I haven't seen before!"

That is because it is mock arguing, and mock arguing is meant to be ridiculous and fun!

:O!

"Are you implying that 'it' is commonplace now?"

She looks him over and nods.

"I've been seeing it on a nearly daily basis, haven't I?"

:O

Huff.

Wibble.

Smug, smug grin.

"I win, don't I?"

Wibble.

Wibblewibble.

She holds out a hand. Jenny isn't falling for that wibble face. Nuh uh!

"Towel?"

WIBBLEWIBBLEWIBBLE.

SHE WILL STAY STRONG.

Look at her not moving!

WHOOSH.

...Why yes, that was the sound of a Bart placing the towel on her head at superspeed so he can go get dressed.

And yes, he is behind her now.

GETTING READY TO ATTACK!

She's still pulling the towel off of her head when he comes up behind her.

"Bart?" Jenny blinks when she finally finds her eyes free of the towel. A sound behind her makes her start to turn around, but probably not fast enough.

Hardly.

Lucky for her, though, 'attack' in this case just means sneaking his arms around her waist. And laughing. Laughing is a biggie.

:D?

Laughing is also contagious. She turns around carefully in his arms to smile up at him. Her hearts swell happily with love. This is so much better than worrying.

"I think I like you better naked."

Muahaha. He darts in for a kiss.

"Good to know."

It's a kiss that is very eagerly returned, and very quickly deepened as Jenny wraps her arms around his neck.

Sex obsessed? Her? Never!

She just happens not to be able to get enough of her boyfriend.

Hey, it's not like he's complaining. And how conveniently alone this time they are, too! >>

It's very convenient. Jenny sighs happily in his embrace. It just feels right.

And when Bart needs air, she moves to rest her forehead against his. Her eyes search his, looking for a sign that they can move further.

Like he wouldn't be, really.

She smiles, keeping her head still to avoid the ugly bruise on his forehead.

It's a very flirtatious smile that ought to worry him just a bit. Because it's that sort of smile that says Jenny wants to try something new.

"Wanna tie me up, Bart?"