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One very large green sprite + one big mess of READMEs + one notepad that's occasionally being written on + one rapidly-diminishing-in-its-contents glass of sprite intoxicant = a lot of growing frustration.
Why?
Matrix is trying to pick suitable names for his still-in-development baby daughter, that's why.
I think he needs help, a distraction, or both.
Why?
Matrix is trying to pick suitable names for his still-in-development baby daughter, that's why.
I think he needs help, a distraction, or both.
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"Hello, lover."
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"AndrAIa! Hey there!"
Oh, you're definitely a distraction here.
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"What're you up to?"
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And getting nowhere fast.
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"What have you got so far?"
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"Here. See for yourself."
The list of names [accompanied by Matrix's own commentary on suitability, how it harmonises with the family surname, current level of overuse/underuse in cyberspace, and whether AndrAIa would like it, thus rendering any/all of his own opinions on it moot (haha!)] reads:
Ada
Chine
Alice
Avi
Cache
Eliza
Eula
Mantissa
Midi
Perl
And to make it clear just how difficult [necessarily or not] Matrix has made his task, the number of baby name READMEs is twice the number of current prospects already listed down.
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"Any of these you really like?"
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But he sure is not naming his baby "Midi".
Poor thing would be teased throughout her runtime.
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"Why don't we see what's in here together."
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"Good idea. Two heads are better than one."
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"Too right."
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"Was that supposed to mean something?"
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"Nothing at all, Sparky."
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"Right."
He takes another of the book and starts scrolling through the pages.
And still nothing pops out of him.
Maybe it's because too many of the names are feminine in sound.
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"Half of these are going to have the poor thing tormented in school."
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Which means Matrix would take them out back and shoot them they ever laughed at his daughter.
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She scans the list further then pauses, pointing one out.
"Hey, how about this one?"
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It takes him half a pico to find where she's looking.
"Which one?"
Right now, any name that goes well with the family name and is not ultra-girly or overused is just fine with him.
It's that hard, because he makes it that way.
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"It could work." Pause. "'Analog Matrix'," he says aloud, to see how it sounds.
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"I think I like it. Little Ana."
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"I think I like it, too."
See Matrix? This wasn't so hard was it?