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[oneman_onevote]

There is an assassin sitting calmly at the bar with a cup of coffee.

No, he is not wearing a shirt. Or any shoes.


...


If I said they were stolen away by the fairies, would you believe me?

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[el-vago.livejournal.com]

It's a good thing Andres isn't from Earth because he doesn't know about the no shirt no shoes rule. He is more than content to watch the fellow curiously. He'd rather come to his own conclusions about why he's half naked.

((ooc:mun does not expect reply, just had to state that pup noticed ;) ))

[oneman_onevote]

Havelock knows he's being watched. Ordinarily he would vanish into the shadows, or at least assess the other person's motives for interest at this point. If he hadn't already inhumed them, that is.

Today he's fairly sure why his observer is curious.

[el-vago.livejournal.com]

Andres has only the most honourable motives. After-all the road to hell is paved with good intentions. It just seems he's on his way to hell faster than most.

He smiles to himself and takes a drink from his own cup. The atmosphere was turning out to be extra pleasant today.

[oneman_onevote]

When his eyes drift across Andres, as he idly watches the bar, Havelock gives him an absent nod.

[el-vago.livejournal.com]

Andres returns the nod amiably. He'd been noticed. Pity *snort*

Andres whispers something to the bar, and Havelock will find that when his drink is emptied it is immediately refilled. Conveniently, by whichever beverage he wishes at the time. He may also realize that it is not being added to his tab. How bizarre, it must be those bloody fairies again.

[oneman_onevote]

Havelock notices.

This time the nod, though as blank as before, is an acknowledgement of Vago's generosity.

[el-vago.livejournal.com]

Andres sips his drink and acts oblivious, but smirks into his glass. Occasionally sparing an appreciative glance around the bar.

[oneman_onevote]

Havelock's gaze drifts elsewhere.

[el-vago.livejournal.com]

Andres chuckles darkly to himself. Why do things half-assed?

He scribbles a note on a napkin and asks bar to pass it to the shirtless man.

Excusez-moi, ça ne vous embête pas que je vous observe une minute? Je veux me souvenir de votre visage pour mes rêves.

Yes he'd used the line earlier and gotten himself cursed at, but he didn't really have any intentions. Even if the request was a little creepy. *Still chuckling as the note vanishes, he stares at his drink, waiting for the hilarity to ensue.

[oneman_onevote]

Havelock idly reads the note without picking the napkin up. If any expression occurs, it is one of faint, vague amusement.

He turns and raises an eyebrow in Vago's general direction.

[el-vago.livejournal.com]

Andres mirrors the look. Raising the same eyebrow. He takes this as permission and stares for a moment, unblinking. Then he smiles. "Thank you, My Lord." *Evil grin*

[oneman_onevote]

"Hardly a Lord," remarks Vetinari blandly.

"Did I do anything to elicit thanks?"

[puckishly.livejournal.com]

No, of course not. Who would believe a silly story like that?

Certainly not a certain Puck, who is dressed in suspiciously familiar and slightly-too-long black clothes. He walks to the bar, drops a kiss onto Havelock's shoulder, and unconcernedly keeps walking.

He'll be back.

[oneman_onevote]

Havelock sips his coffee unconcernedly, as if being molested by passers-by is no unusual occurrence.

[underwater-owl.livejournal.com]

Random watches him with raised eyebrows.

"Do we want to know?"

[oneman_onevote]

"I do not know. Do we?" asks Havelock politely.

"Good day."

[underwater-owl.livejournal.com]

Random grins.

"Good day, Havelock. You look like you've had an interesting one."

[oneman_onevote]

"It has been more or less uneventful, as a matter of fact," Havelock says blankly.

[underwater-owl.livejournal.com]

Random's eyebrows climb even higher.

"Oh? More or less? You didn't seem to be the type of person to wander about in a state of undress."

[oneman_onevote]

Havelock shrugs.

"A fairy stole the rest of my clothing."

That apparently settles the point for him, and he takes a sip of coffee.

[underwater-owl.livejournal.com]

Random laughs.

"That's a very typical fairy thing to do. Have you considered asking the bar for a shirt? It may save you a few more explanations. Not to mention some serious flirting from some of the more expressive patrons."

[oneman_onevote]

Havelock shrugs.

"Well, he's wearing my normal clothes. It seems a reasonable trade. And surprisingly few people have commented."

[underwater-owl.livejournal.com]

"A reasonable trade... You've been trying to get a fairy to wear clothes?"

He sounds incredulous. A though occurs to him.

"And you actually succeeded? Well, I'll be damned."

[oneman_onevote]

"I believe that achievement belongs to the Lady Bar," Havelock replies.

"Evidently he did not mind the experience, as he chose to continue it today."

[underwater-owl.livejournal.com]

Random looks Havelock up and down.

"I have a hunch that it's not the clothes he doesn't mind."