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[srspirate]

There is a raucous ruckus. A HORRIBLE crash. A scuffling, a clashing, a scraping and grunting. There is....

Music? Lots of music! And two men, laughing and jeering.

"Pustular abscess!"

"French dog!"

"Have AT you!"


They couldn't possibly still be at this, could they?

Perhaps an intervention is in order. Or, perhaps they just stepped on your favorite pirate cuisine, or spilled your best glass 'o grog. What will ye be doin' about that, eh matey?


[HAPPY TLAPD! Please assume there are other piratical festivities about; tag in for one or both, as both muns will be here pretty much all day! ♥]

Tiny Tags: Zaknafein Do'Urden, Mozzie, Edward Dalton

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[agloriousthing]

"I have you!"

The Pirate King shouts as he leaps from a table towards Porthos.

[srspirate]

"Hardly!"

For a portly Frenchman, he can tuck and roll quite superbly.

"Ha HA!"

Beware the grappling hook, so-called Pirate King!

[agloriousthing]

The grappling hook is dodged as the Pirate King leaps over Porthos to swing on something and lunge once more.

[mogget_cat]

There's a yowl and hiss from about ankle-height as someone's fancy footwork treads on someone's tail.

Don't trip!

[agloriousthing]

(OOC: Do you want one or both?)

The Pirate King jumps from the yowl, its a surprisingly elegant move and grabs a passing hanging lamp as he parries Porthos.

[srspirate]

Porthos is... slightly less elegant. But, it should be said that he parries and thrusts with all the grace of the most accomplished swordsman while his feet are veritably coming out from underneath him.

...Hey! It is the one-eyed cat creature from a year past!

"Little rodent, there is a battle ensuing here!"

[scots_wolf]

Urquhart just leans on the bar and watches them be very silly.

[srspirate]

"Ha HA!"

Porthos has the upper hand ... until he doesn't, of course.

One Frenchman, flouncing your way, Urquhart!

[scots_wolf]

Urquhart catches him from behind.

"Hello," he says, to the back of the man's hat.

[yosafbridge]

Their dueling comes close to upturning a table - and the drink resting on top of it that just so happens to belong to the redheaded woman sitting there.

"Do you mind?"

[agloriousthing]

The Pirate King turns to her and bows as he parries Porthos,

"Forgive me, my dear. This boorish Frenchman insists on fighting. Can I apologize with a kiss?"

[guppy_sandhu]

Guppy, in his usual style, was hiding under the table trying not to get hurt.

Except somehow, possibly by means of Bar, he now has a sword in his hand.

[srspirate]

He'll hear the stomp of boots above his head, the clash of swords, the terrible grisly sounds of battle, a laugh --

And then Porthos comes crashing to the floor.

Peering through his legs, he spots the hunkering doctor.

"Oh, hello."

[gorgonfondness]

Oh, there's going to be an intervention. At least, as long as Mama Mia has any say in it.

For you see, one of these pirates has trampled on the gorgon plush Cepheus was playing with. (When he wasn't playing with the eyepatch that seems to be attached to his baby pirate hat.) As soon as they do, he lets out the loudest full-throated wail he's given in recent days.

Mia, who didn't see just which pirate had trampled the doll since she was sitting at Cepheus's eye level, immediately picks up her baby and tries to console him.

"What in the world did you two do to him?" she demands of Porthos and the Pirate King, standing up to glare at them.

[srspirate]

"The devil and all his minions!" says Porthos with a start, when the wail pierces through his lively tune.

He turns. Well, he was almost right.

"Apologies, madame ... is he harmed?"

Blustering fool, perhaps; but Porthos is first and foremost a Musketeer, defender of the weak, not oppressor of.

[whipped_weapon]

There is a puzzled drow watching the two humans as they... duel?

He is even more puzzled that he is currently in a pirate costume, though he doesn't know it is a costume. He doesn't remember changing into it... He knows he's never bought anything like this...

Is this the magic of Bar at work?

He pulls off the large-plumed hat and stares at it in consternation. It looks like something Jarlaxle would wear.

"Well, this is... interesting."

[agloriousthing]

(OOC: Would you like one or both?)

The Pirate King nods at him as he passes by, swinging on a lamp as he lunges for Porthos, the man has style.

[a1enzo]

Okay, the music is new.

Enzo dances around the edges of things, trying to keep a good view, not catch a stray blow, and figure out whether he should try to break things up before the combatants actually hurt each other or get in trouble with Security.

He'd rather not have to, though. Because at the moment, this is awesome.

[srspirate]

Porthos is not a stranger to an audience. Man, woman, and boy do love a Musketeer. After a minute of dodging and thrusting, however, he does call:

"It seems we have a spectator!"

Ahahaha!

[theantisuit.livejournal.com]

Mozzie looks up them as his cup of tea and his cake go across the floor.

"HEY!, look where you're going some of us are eating."

[srspirate]

The loud clashing of swords pauses momentarily.

"Oooo..."

Porthos turns to Mozzie's table, one gloved finger picking up a bit of frosting left on the table.

"Mmm. Not bad!"

[asingledropleft.livejournal.com]

Ed jumps. He jumps almost a foot before-

"HEY!" He barks, the complete opposite of his self around the bar, "C'MON!"

[agloriousthing]

(OOC: Might be a short thread due to tiring headvoices but have a pirate king.)

The Pirate King flourishes his blade at Edward as the music announces him,

"And do what, my dear sir?"

[thats-not-data.livejournal.com]

One of the pirates ends up on Lore's table, and while he really couldn't care less about all the commotion, in this case it causes the inconvenience of him having to remove his feet from the table.

So he raises an eyebrow and comments, "Do you mind?"

[srspirate]

Porthos looks at him, the angle wrong-side-up as he's sprawled on his back.

"Not at all."

He grins cheerfully, rolls, and knocks on the tabletop.

"Thank you for your assistance!"