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Hey, kids! Remember the '90s? You know, back when everyone wore boots and flannel all the time; mobile phones and home computers were not yet ubiquitous; and the powers that be tried to revitalize the sagging Japanese Beetle! franchise (and grab precious merchandising dollars) by reframing it as the eternal struggle of jocks vs. geeks in a suburban high school, far from its epic WWII origins?
...no? Well, you're just too young to remember. It totally happened that way.
Anyway, in swaggers eighteen-year-old Squirrel, in jeans and his Skyline High Rockets letter jacket (apparently if you're big enough and fast enough, a five-foot-long squirrel tail isn't too much of a liability on the football field; who knew?) and with a real Cheshire grin. It felt good to stuff Beetle in a locker today, better than usual even, and he figures he deserves a treat for it.
Up to the bar he goes, for some deep-dish eggplant parmesan pizza and a double-chocolate malt. Highly botherable.
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...no? Well, you're just too young to remember. It totally happened that way.
Anyway, in swaggers eighteen-year-old Squirrel, in jeans and his Skyline High Rockets letter jacket (apparently if you're big enough and fast enough, a five-foot-long squirrel tail isn't too much of a liability on the football field; who knew?) and with a real Cheshire grin. It felt good to stuff Beetle in a locker today, better than usual even, and he figures he deserves a treat for it.
Up to the bar he goes, for some deep-dish eggplant parmesan pizza and a double-chocolate malt. Highly botherable.
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His parents don't make him do anything, besides sometimes wash his dad's car. He used to have to mow the lawn, but he got out of that when he started playing sports. If he's not home, he can't be expected to do anything, right?
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And then, since he can't leave well enough alone, "What happened?"
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"Like, started out good and went bad, or what he was trying to do just didn't work?"
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And takes another bite of pizza, while he thinks about that.
"Wow, that must've been rough. Being there for it, and all. My old man's an architect, nothing exciting or dangerous about that. But we live in the city."
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He has made laziness an art form.
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