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[evilontheloose]

There is a Jordan at the Bar.

Dressed up in an interesting costume. No, she does not seem upset by it, but that might be caused by the three boilermakers she had so far.

Botherable, of course.



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[with_his_tail_high]

Something warm and furry brushes past her ankle.

[evilontheloose]

Well, Jordan will look down, first.

Oh, a cat. Now, she reaches down to run a finger along its spine, from neck to tail.

[with_his_tail_high]

The cat's eyes squeeze shut in pleasure.

[evilontheloose]

The girl smiles a bit: past the layers of mad genius, there is still a girl with normal interests.

Besides, it's a mighty handsome kitty, and handsome kitties deserve petting. And scritching.

[with_his_tail_high]

The cat wraps itself around her left ankle, purring in pleasure. Oh, he's keeping this one.

[evilontheloose]

And Jordan laughs, scritching more.

There's something about evil geniuses and cats: now she's soothed all the way and in a giving mood.

[with_his_tail_high]

Which means, of course, that it's time for the cat to turn on the I Am So Cute I Deserve A Mountain Of Treats look.

[evilontheloose]

Oh, yes.

And it works: Jordan pats her lap, inviting the cat to come up. "Hungry, cutie?"

[with_his_tail_high]

He leaps up onto the offered lap.

"Very much so," he says in a voice like the voice in the back of your head (only male, and British, and sounding more than a bit like Neil Gaiman).

[evilontheloose]

She blinks, then smirks. "Two talking cats in here, then... what you prefer, fish, chicken, beef? Kibble?" She uses her non-cybernetic hand to keep on petting the cat.

[with_his_tail_high]

The cat's eyes narrow at the mention of kibble. "I prefer my food to be food."

[evilontheloose]

"Fresh tuna, then?" Jordan smiles, stroking the cat's soft fur. "Living by the sea, I discovered how fresh fish is delicious."

Cooked, of course, but the cat can have it raw.

[with_his_tail_high]

The cat doesn't say anything, but licks his chops in anticipation.

[seat_five_girl]

"...Bar has a lousy sense of humor Jordan-chan."

[evilontheloose]

...

"...Ako-chan?" She's staring, jaw hanging a bit, of course.

[seat_five_girl]

The guy with blue hair and no buttons on his shirt nods.

"A little less than usual but yes," says Ako.

[evilontheloose]

She coughs, grins, giggles. "You... well, you look really, really nice, Ako-chan." Don't drool, Jordan: that would not be nice.

[seat_five_girl]

No, not nice at all.

Ako pouts. "I don't think I want to know where my outfit came from," he says, "Being a guy is strange."

[evilontheloose]

"Hm, I guess." Jordan gives a nod. "But... at least you are still human, with the same joints, hands and fingers?"

It could be worse.

[seat_five_girl]

It really could be.

"Yeah, things taste a little different and I'm taller so things don't look the same, but it's mostly right," admits Ako, "Just the little things are all off."

Ako rubs his throat a little before dropping his hand self consciously.

"Like the deeper voice..."

[evilontheloose]

"I like it." She grins more. "It's... nice." Not saying sexy, even if she's thinking it.

[seat_five_girl]

"Thank-you, I guess," says Ako, "I'd probably be vainer about it if I'd worked to look like this."

"You though, Jordan-chan, you look recognizable at least."

[evilontheloose]

"And toeing the nudity rule too" Jordan smirks. "At least the costume fits with my arm."

Seriously, cybernetic limb replacements limit her choices.

[seat_five_girl]

Which is a darn shame. It's hard to even do a Ghost in the Shell cosplay, since full body cybernetics are cheating.

"Everyone is up against the nudity line, I think," says Ako, "There's no way I could wear this top if I wasn't a guy."

[evilontheloose]

"Ako-chan, you look absolutely delicious." Jordan giggles. "Hope you don't mind me teasing you mercilessly, because I'm doing it anyway."