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[scots_wolf]

Urquhart is walking Franz the dog by the lake-shore, making him fetch sticks from the water.

If he sees the mermaid again, he will probably be justified in shooting her.-

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[morethanprops]

Moist is feeling in a good mood, David Posner was a charming surprise. When he spots Urquhart and Franz, he beams as he walks over,

"Hello, you two."

[scots_wolf]

"Hello, you one," Urquhart says, grinning. He turns to look at Moist, but a tendril of awareness remains with the dog and the lake. He's not sending Franz in any real danger!

[morethanprops]

"Caught anything good today? I happened to catch a charming young man last night. Have you met David Posner?"

[scots_wolf]

"Yes I have!" Urquhart says. "Don't tell me you managed to rid him of that pesky virginity at last?"

[morethanprops]

Moist laughs and kisses Urquhart, "He's a fast learner."

[scots_wolf]

"Good!" Urquhart laughs. "I'm glad about that. I thought about offering, but hesitated as he's very young, and people from the future can be silly about age differences. You're a bit closer in age than I am."

[morethanprops]

"Didn't Franz complain to you about having to be in the room while we were silly?"

[scots_wolf]

"Franz is a very sensible dog and just inwardly rolls his eyes and goes to sleep when the humans are doing their things," Urquhart laughs, leaning in to kiss Moist again.

[morethanprops]

"That's why he's such a good dog. David is charming and I think he surprised himself."

[scots_wolf]

Urquhart chuckles. "He's very shy and inexperienced," he says, "and of course couldn't tell how he'd react once he stepped over that threshold. And in lust with some schoolmate or other, but no to the point where he wouldn't want anybody else. Nervous. Jumpy. Cute. So once he got over it all, I take it he just came into his own?"

[morethanprops]

"I think he will. He's quick and makes some wonderful noises."

[scots_wolf]

"Noises are always fun," Urquhart says. "I think I should have a go after all, see if he'd like some variety in his experience. I'm not going to shock him or anything, of course."

Including mention of Moist having talked about him.

[morethanprops]

"Be gentle and seduce him, he enjoyed that."

[hey35andholding]

Clementine? Happens to be walking in the opposite direction. She meets Franz first; and the dog seems to like her.

She lifts her chin. "Hi."

[scots_wolf]

The dog wags his tail and begs for attention. So many nice humans!

"Hello, Clementine," Urquhart says.

[hey35andholding]

Clementine's the nicest sort of human, the kind who smells like booze. "Hello there," she greats him. "Whatt're you doing out here?"

[scots_wolf]

"Walking my dog," Urquhart says, "and not looking for mermaids."

No. Certainly not.

[hey35andholding]

Up goes Clem's eyebrow. "Mermaids?" Does she have a contact high? She actually waves a hand in front of her face to check - nope, not high. "There are mermaids here?"

[scots_wolf]

"One, at least," Urquhart says.

[hey35andholding]

"Why are you setting out tuna traps for Ariel?" she asks. Most mermaids are peaceful, as far as she knows.

[scots_wolf]

"I'm not!" Urquhart says. "And that's not her name."

[hey35andholding]

She eyebrows at him. "Someone needs to take you to the movies more." She's curious. "Are you going to do her?" Unless she's the fish-on-the-top kind of mermaid.

[scots_wolf]

"Why movies?" Urquhart asks. "And I don't know if she's built to be done."

[hey35andholding]

"Ariel's a character in the Little Mermaid," she says. And, of course she doesn't know much about the Hans Christian Andersen tale that inspired it. "Then you're going to study her for science?"

[scots_wolf]

"That's an idea," Urquhart says. "I'm sure Jordan would like to."