Bartendiiing!

[hey35andholding]

Clementine's barely had time to think lately. One minute it's Halloween - the next she's staring down the barrel at Christmas. She does notices a certain notice on the board and Sends along a quick message to Santa.


Then, she turns toward the specials board and writes this:

Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
Santa Shot
The Drunken Elf

Mint Oreo Milkshakes

All boys over twenty one may sit on the bartender's knee and tell her what bad boys they've been for a half-priced beer

She's having her first good day in a long time, and it probably shows in her face.

(OOC: Mun is on and alive, though snagging a quick shower before she gets into chat!! May be just a little slow, especially during the Burn Notice finale, but on all night and catching up on backtags!)

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[gotham-knocking.livejournal.com]

"One of these days, you are gonna get in trouble for that kind of bartending." Knox says this affably and with a smile. But he's not likely to sit on her knee today.

[hey35andholding]

She smirks. "They haven't gotten me yet, honey. Your usual?"

[gotham-knocking.livejournal.com]

"Yup. Mixed drinks don't do it for me. And I can do without the milkshakes." Not that he ever got a taste for them.

"How's Reno?"

[hey35andholding]

Clementine serves it up promptly. Hey, she likes them easy to please, in every aspect, to be honest.

"Less deadly than usual." She should be afraid, right?

[gotham-knocking.livejournal.com]

"Mob bosses on vacation?" He sips at the beer. "Crime's starting to make a comeback for us, sad to say."

[hey35andholding]

"Must be. The tourists are getting restless." She raises an eyebrow. "What happened over there?"

[gotham-knocking.livejournal.com]

"When Batman came along, the mob bosses took a lot of big hits." From Batman, but also from the Joker, something no one talks about. "But the thing about crime is that it never goes away. And we have a new boss trying to fill the vacuum.

"A former DA who went nuts."

[luvs-yogurt.livejournal.com]

Michael saunters into the bar, checking out the place with the slightest hint of a smile tugging at his lips. It's been a rather good day and he's ready to cap it off with a beer or two.

He leans over the bar a few inches from the busy blonde and murmurs in her ear; "I have been a very, very naughty boy. What do you think it'll take to get me back on Santa's nice list?"

[hey35andholding]

Clementine's eyebrow goes up. How did he even find out about...

... "Sam told you about this, didn't he?"

She chokes and actually pulls back from him. "Do you want to get into a fistfight with Sam?"

[luvs-yogurt.livejournal.com]

He pulls back onto a stool with an innocent grin and raises both eyebrows into perfect arches above his sunglasses. "A gentleman never gives his secrets away, Clementine."

He licks his lips and shrugs; "Besides, Sam knows I'd never dream of doing anything worthy of getting hit for. Not to him, at least."

[hey35andholding]

She rolls her eyes. "What do you need?" Sam would probably force them into an honor duel or something. Sam takes this stuff SERIOUSLY.

"Yeah, just...don't grab anything." She rolls her eyes. "You still think I'm selling it, don't you?"

[luvs-yogurt.livejournal.com]

He smirks and runs his fingertips along the edge of the bar, eyeing her convienently placed specials.

"I think you're selling exactly what I'm looking for tonight." He licks his lips and eyes a cold long neck just past her. "The only thing I plan on fondling tonight are a couple nice... big... bottles."

[hey35andholding]

Clementine is all but rolling her eyes at him. She'll flirt with nearly any and everything that has a penis and a pulse, but screwing Mike would feel incestuous. Her answer comes when she sees Sam

[hoochedseal.livejournal.com]

Sam sits back and watches her and Mikey, and is highly amused he'll interrupt and talk to her later this is too entertaining.

[hey35andholding]

She sees you there, Sam! No hiding! She rolls her eyes and then says, very loudly, "if you wanted to touch them, Michael, just ask!"

...Someone's good at getting a reaction.

[hoochedseal.livejournal.com]

Sam smirks as he walks over to her and then looks at her. "Had you seen Mikey's lady friend you would know he's not interested in large breast."

[luvs-yogurt.livejournal.com]

"Hey," He holds his hands up innocently, still grinning ear to ear; "I can only handle one at a time."

[hey35andholding]

"Oh really?" She smiles. "Sam can take care of both of them with one hand." Well, he's tried to.

[hoochedseal.livejournal.com]

Sam then smirks and then takes a deep breath.

"Sometimes you have to broaden your horizons Mikey."

[luvs-yogurt.livejournal.com]

"And that is why Sam is a better man than I could ever be." A better gigolo at least... "A little too big and taken for my taste."

He drops a sly wink and leans across the bar again, letting himself brush against her shoulder as he grabs a beer for himself. "I think I'll be drinking alone tonight."

[hey35andholding]

She smirks. "Very taken." She sits down on the bar and reaches for Sam, which brushes her against Michael's shoulder in kind as she moves. "Aww. We're not gonna kick you out into that lonely, cold Scottish winter yet."

[hoochedseal.livejournal.com]

Sam then takes a deep breath and then gets a beer and smiles and then looks at her and then grins. "Yeah, We'll get Mikey a date."

[luvs-yogurt.livejournal.com]

Michael groans and palms the cap off his beer, looking none to enthused at the prospect.

"Need I remind you what happened the last time you threatened to find me a date?"

[hey35andholding]

She chuckles. "I know a nice vampire who needs some attention," she says.

[hoochedseal.livejournal.com]

"I've never set you up with a Vamper before. Maybe you should go out with her."

[luvs-yogurt.livejournal.com]

"Mmm, yeah - I think the last thing I'm looking for is another girl into pain and blood loss." He takes a long draw off the bottle; "No offence to your friend, but if I'm seeing anyone it'll be someone who isn't likely to try and kill me."

Which in his case makes the prospective pool a little slim... though, outside of Miami his odds are up considerably.

[hey35andholding]

"She's really sweet. And a great lay." Clementine needed to offer that up. She's saying this as she leans into Sam and gets both of her arms around his neck.

[hoochedseal.livejournal.com]

Sam then looks down at her. "Just how do you know that last part?"

[luvs-yogurt.livejournal.com]

Michael's pretty sure he either doesn't want to know or really wants to know that answer... he's in a good enough mood it could go either way.

"Doesn't matter, I've got enough crazy in my life right now."

[hey35andholding]

She wrinkles her brow at him. "Remember the little brunette girl? You got all awkward and didn't want to do it with her?"

[starrydome]

Elrond looks at the board longer than normally, head canted slightly. Then he says, "I am not sure I understand that last part?"


(occ: he is not out to embarrass her - deliberately)

[hey35andholding]

Clementine raises an eyebrow. Oh, surrogate!Dad.

"It was a message for Sam," she says, like a trapped teenager.

[OOC: Hee, she totally knows.]