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Leela ([personal profile] janisthorn) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2012-03-16 04:24 pm

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An exile wanders into the bar, carrying a loaded crossbow and wearing an animal skin that doesn't cover very much of her at all.

She has just bid farewell to a good friend and a great warrior whom she suspects will soon die in vain, so her mind is uncharacteristically elsewhere as she walks through the portal. It takes several seconds before she notices the change of lighting and the absence of foliage.

Leela blinks several times. Her eyes narrow as she hefts her crossbow to waist height and scans her environs.

"What is this place?" she demands of no one in particular.
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[personal profile] two_to_the_head 2012-03-18 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
The first question is completely driven out of Corazon's head by the second. "You don't know what booze is? Seriously? Seriously? I mean, do you have stuff that you drink and it makes you feel kind of happy and wobbly? Because if you don't that's very sad."
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[personal profile] two_to_the_head 2012-03-18 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"Uh, I don't know what either of those things are, chica," Corazon says. "I'm not a mutant or a ghoul, if that's what you mean. My name's Corazon Escobar. I come from a little mountain village in Mexico. And now you have me at a disadvantage, as they say." And she's not talking about the crossbow.
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[personal profile] two_to_the_head 2012-03-19 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
"Where I came from isn't close to here," Corazon says, relaxing a little now that Leela is no longer drawing a bead on her. "This place isn't really close to anywhere that anyone comes from, I think. Pretty much everyone gets here by accident, at least at first. Bright side, though, is that you get a free drink if you're a new visitor. Say, I'll bet you've never had tequila before, but whether it's to your taste or not, the next drink's on me."
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[personal profile] two_to_the_head 2012-03-19 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"What? Imprisoned? Nonononono, that's not what I mean," Corazon says. She runs a hand through her hair as she tries to think of a tribal-friendly explanation. "I mean, you don't have to pay or barter anything for your first drink. That's what I mean by 'free.' After that you can run up a tab, which means the Bar will give you stuff now and you can pay for it later, but you have to make good every so often. Comprende?"
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[personal profile] two_to_the_head 2012-03-21 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Corazon thinks, but fortunately does not say, goddamn tribals. "Well, you can work here to earn bar credit," Corazon says, "but you can also trade in goods for things of equivalent value." She doesn't feel up to explaining the concept of currency.
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[personal profile] two_to_the_head 2012-03-23 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"I think there are already people who fix the roof and stuff but yeah, hunting game for the kitchens is good. Just don't bring them those freaky-looking demon rabbits - I've heard they taste gross," Corazon advises. "You might not be stuck here, though. Can you still see the door you came in through? I know, sounds like a stupid question, but humor me."
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[personal profile] two_to_the_head 2012-03-24 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
"Uh-oh. You're Bound then. That happens," Corazon says apologetically. "But you'll eventually get back to the same time and place you left. Eventually."
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[personal profile] two_to_the_head 2012-03-24 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah. For you, anyway. Nobody'll notice you've been gone."
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[personal profile] two_to_the_head 2012-03-24 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
"Shit, that's harsh," says Corazon. "I mean, unless you did something really bad, like murdered someone. Although if you did, I guess you wouldn't tell me."
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[personal profile] two_to_the_head 2012-03-24 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, you mean for heresy," Corazon says. "I've heard that happens in some towns back in Mexico, but only the really fucked-up ones."
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[personal profile] two_to_the_head 2012-03-25 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"I get it," Corazon says. "It's that kind of thinking that caused the Great War way back. And you got yourself in trouble for being the only sane one in the room."
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[personal profile] two_to_the_head 2012-03-25 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"Kind of. It happened a very long time before I was born. But basically there were these two big tribes, the Americans and the Chinese. All the other tribes were kind of divvied up between them, because they'd either allied with or been conquered by one of the big tribes." That actually took a few generations and was rather complicated, but Corazon's trying to summarize here.

"Anyway, the Americans and Chinese both developed these really powerful weapons - weapons that could burn and flatten miles of land in the blink of an eye, and leave deadly poison in the air and water for years to come. They built lots and lots of these weapons, and eventually, after a couple of generations, the leader of one or the other of the tribes got stupid enough to use them. Nobody's really sure who fired first, but it doesn't really matter."
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[personal profile] two_to_the_head 2012-03-26 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, so they can grow up to die in a stupid war when they hit puberty," Corazon says sourly. "Sorry. Now and again I say things I really shouldn't, on account of getting shot in the head a while ago."

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