"It's small. Everyone knows everyone else, which some people would hate, but I love it because everyone's so quirky there. It's sunny in the summer and snowy in the winter. It's very pretty. And you can walk just about anywhere you want to go. It's safe." She stops gushing to drink her martini.

"If you ever want to go, I'd be glad to take you. You could walk around in your tutu and no one would think it was out of the ordinary."