ext_84454 ([identity profile] owned-by-zot.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2005-01-17 07:19 pm

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Kestrel's downstairs again, because her player is a sucker for punishment. Come talk to her, you know you want to!

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2005-01-18 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
"Your guess is as good as mine. I ordered bangers and mash." she spares a glower for the bar. "Someone thinks I need to eat more healthy food." Tentatively she nibbles at a corner of the strange fruit. She figures that since she doesn't immediately drop dead or go into convulsions, it can't be too terribly bad.
"Originally, I'm from Perivale. Dull as ditchwater. Generally, I travel about with the Doctor in his TARDIS. Now that's brill. And recently... I think the last planet we were on was called Tanine. There were a lot of black fuzzy things, I think they were pets or sommat."

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2005-01-18 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Ace shakes her head, tsking as she nibbles on the orange fruit some more. It really isn't half bad. It most definitely is not an orange.
"No bangers 'n' mash? You poor, poor woman." she sighs. Must be one of those 'sideways in time' sort of places.
"'Time And Relative Dimentions In Space'. It's a time-travel machine, basically, with the ability to move in space as well, but don't you ever tell the Doctor I called the TARDIS a machine. I'll deny it, see if I don't." she grins.

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2005-01-18 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Ace sniggers, which is a snicker with less pretenions.
"I'm gonna have to remember that." she replies, imagining the Doctor's face if she ever got the nerve up to tell him.
"So what do you do when you're not at the bar drinking coffee?"

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2005-01-18 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Denver... you're a Yank then?" she asks, but plows on to her other question instead of waiting for an answer. "And not Bound? That must be lovely."

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2005-01-18 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
"And food. Do you think the bar packs paper-sack lunches?" she wonders, deciding in her own mind that if it did, it probably only made healthy ones. She's also curious as to how one might be more or less American, but already knows that politics is not exactly a safe topic anywhere, generally.

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2005-01-18 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Ace rolls her eyes in a distinctly tweenager fashion.
"And if I ask, I'll get a fruit smoothie with soy protien and bloody vitamins." she sighs. At least when she's travelling with the Doctor she can sneak unhealthy food now and then. She isn't sure why Bar has decided she needs to go on a health kick, but she'll definitely be glad when it's over.

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2005-01-18 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Ace shrugs, bewildered.
"I'm always very nice to sentient furniture. I figure it's in my best interest." This definitely excludes tempermental homocidal pepper pots - there's limits, there are.

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2005-01-18 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Watch Ace blink. Blink Ace, blink.
"This is me we're talking about." she states blandly.

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2005-01-18 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
"Personally, I think the Professor managed to send the Bar a message that went something along the lines of 'And make sure Ace eats her veggies'." she sighs longsufferingly.
She doesn't add that she wishes that he had sent a message to her instead. Or that she wishes that she could send a message to him. Or anything else of that sort.

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2005-01-18 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Ace looks a little lost.
"With... what? This?" she waves the half-eaten piece of fruit.

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2005-01-18 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh Lord, please?" Look at the pitiful Ace-puppydog-eyes. The girl'd kill for chocolate. The fruit hits the plate and bounces a bit, anchored by the fork still stuck in it.

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2005-01-18 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Before she answers, she scoops up a heaping spoonful of ice cream and downs it with the efficiency that comes naturally to a tweenager. Her eyes roll back with bliss. Ah, chocolate. She does remember her manners, and swallows before talking.
"Did I mention I love the Bar? Ummhmm." she sets about to clearing the bowl of ice cream in record time.

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2005-01-18 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Ace wouldn't care at this point of the ice cream had been solely made with that sadistic fruit. It's wonderful.