shufti (
shufti) wrote in
milliways_bar2012-08-03 08:19 pm
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"I do not care whether they need doing." Shufti is saying to the grimy youth sitting on the bar. "You cannot cut your toenails on the bar."
"But you see." Vyvyan says. "If I don't cut them, things grow underneath them."
"Then cut them outside." Shufti says. "And take your... living socks with you."
She gestures to the socks, which have escaped and are making a bid for freedom across the room. Then confiscates the scissors and waits at the bar while he slopes over to find them.
You should be able to see the green steam coming off them, or smell them coming...
[ooc: In Vyvyan's world, inanimate objects can temporarily take on a puppet-like appearance. The socks look like regular socks, wriggle like worms, and can talk. Have fun!]
"But you see." Vyvyan says. "If I don't cut them, things grow underneath them."
"Then cut them outside." Shufti says. "And take your... living socks with you."
She gestures to the socks, which have escaped and are making a bid for freedom across the room. Then confiscates the scissors and waits at the bar while he slopes over to find them.
You should be able to see the green steam coming off them, or smell them coming...
[ooc: In Vyvyan's world, inanimate objects can temporarily take on a puppet-like appearance. The socks look like regular socks, wriggle like worms, and can talk. Have fun!]

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Avatar of some God of Pestilence? More likely, he things, watching the socks walk away.
But it seems that so far, Shufti has said avatar well under control.
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As Shufti impales one of the socks on her sword, some underpants appear to be crawling up his leg.
Vyvyan doesn't make much effort to catch up with his underwear.
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Instead, he draws his sahs and plunges it into the infinitely offensive -- object.
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"You're bloody paying for those!" Vyvyan yells too. "I've only got three pairs of knickers, so those have had to make do three hundred and forty times since the last wash."
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"Haven't got a washing machine." Vyvyan says.
"Then use the sink, like the rest of the world who cannot afford one." Shufti says. "How old are you?"
"Dunno, twenty?" Vyv says.
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Pause.
"But you must not strip in this place!" he hurries to add.
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He somewhat suspects that the rats or loompas might refuse to touch Vyvyan Basterd's laundry.
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"Perhaps that could be subsidised." Shufti says.
"Also, soon as I change scenes, they'll be dirty again." Vyv replies.
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There must be petty cash somewhere about the Security office, that would pay for cleaning dangerously dirty patrons?
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It'd be worth doing cell time, he reckons, to see Teja's face on having to deal with him naked. He takes off the trousers, and given he has nothing left on underneath, bares all.
"Who's gonna wash me first?"
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Shufti considers hitting him over the head with a chair.
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"On the other hand, the hot chick can arrest me." Vyvyan says.
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Vyvyan stands on a chair, putting his manparts level with Teja, and challenging the under five foot tall Shufti to get that sack on.
"He regenerates, right?" Shufti asks, getting her crossbow out.
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"Fine. Get out into the garden so we can hose you." Shufti says. "If you cannot keep on your knickers, as you call them, you can be cleaned in the yard like a farmyard creature."
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