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[no_vampires_plz]

There's a purple pony walking through Milliways today.

That, in itself, is not so unusual.

What is unusual is that she's walking on one of the rafters.

On the underside of one of the rafters.

¿ʎǝɥʇ ʇ,uǝɹɐ 'unɟ ǝɹɐ sllǝds ʎʇıʌɐɹƃ

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[no_vampires_plz]

"˙˙˙lnɟǝɹɐɔ ǝq ll,I ǝsıɯoɹd I 'uoɯ,ɔ 'ʍʍʍ∀"

[kamehamehaaa]

"I SAID NO!" Gohan says, automatically glowing with suspicion.

[no_vampires_plz]

"¡ʎɐʞo 'ʎɐʞO" Twilight backs up a few steps, nearly losing her balance on the rafter. "˙˙˙ɥsǝǝɥS"

[kamehamehaaa]

Gohan backs off too, watching the pony warily. Just because she's cute and purple doesn't mean she doesn't want to kill you, in his experience...

[no_vampires_plz]

"'noʎ punoɹɐ ʍolƃ ʇɐɥʇ" says Twilight, gesturing with one forehoof. "¿ǝɹoɟǝq ʇnoqɐ ƃuıʞlɐʇ ǝɹǝʍ noʎ ,ıɥɔ, ʇɐɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ sI"

[kamehamehaaa]

Gohan nods.

"I can control more chi than most people..."

[no_vampires_plz]

"¿op ,ǝldoǝd ʇsoɯ, uɐɔ ɥɔnɯ ʍoɥ pu∀"

[kamehamehaaa]

"Enough to stay alive on a normal day."

[no_vampires_plz]

"¿ǝslǝ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos ɹo 'ƃuıʇɐǝq ʇɹɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ puɐ ƃuıɥʇɐǝɹq noʎ sdǝǝʞ ʇı uı s∀"

[kamehamehaaa]

"The first bit." Gohan says.

[no_vampires_plz]

"¿ɥʇıʍ uıƃǝq oʇ ʇɐɥʇ ʎɐs ʇsnɾ noʎ ʇ,upıp ʎɥM ¿ʎƃɹǝuǝ ǝɟıl ˙˙˙s,ʇı oS"

[kamehamehaaa]

"I did. I'm only six, I can't explain to you the nature of everything in the universe."

[no_vampires_plz]

"'ɥƃnouǝ pɹɐɥ ƃuıʎɹʇ ʇou ǝɹ,noʎ uǝɥʇ" replies Twilight with a teasing grin.

[kamehamehaaa]

"How old are you?" Gohan asks.

[no_vampires_plz]

"'ƃuıɹds ʇxǝu ʎʇuǝʍʇ ǝq ll,I" she replies. "˙plo ooʇ ɹO ˙uɹɐǝl oʇ ƃunoʎ ooʇ ɹǝʌǝu ǝɹ,noʎ ʇnq"

[kamehamehaaa]

"I'm home schooled, in the middle of nowhere, and we don't have a computer." Gohan says. "So I can only really learn what Mommy knows unless we're on a mission, and we're only on a mission when someone is trying to kill us or destroy the planet."

[no_vampires_plz]

""¿ʎɹɐɹqıl ǝɥʇ oʇ uǝǝq noʎ ǝʌɐH ˙uǝɥʇ 'ǝɹǝɥ ǝɹoɯ uɹɐǝl sʎɐʍlɐ uɐɔ no⅄""

[kamehamehaaa]

"My mommy makes me do a lot of homework. It's nice to be able to just train sometimes."

[no_vampires_plz]

"¿¿ƃuıpɐǝɹ uɐɥʇ ɹǝɔıN"

Does not compute!

[kamehamehaaa]

"I like reading. But I do it all day at home, and I have a world to protect. Mommy doesn't like all the training."

[no_vampires_plz]

"¡ʎɹʇ uɐɔ noʎ ǝɹǝɥ sʞooq ǝɹoɯ ʎuɐɯ os ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇnq"

[kamehamehaaa]

"I don't think you understand the level of responsibility I have protecting the world." Gohan says. "If Daddy or Vegeta was able to get in here, they'd be training non-stop."