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[howling_laugh]

Coyote bursts into Milliways with abandon. Her dress is sparkly. There is mistletoe tucked behind one ear. She's got a glass of champagne.

BRING IT ON, HONEYBUNCH. WHO WANTS KISSES?!



[OOC: And now I am going TO BED. I love you all!]

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[hadyougoing]

Well okay, it's not like Ava's college days were wild by any stretch of the imagination, but everybody had that one friend who was always saying she was totally going to make out with you when she got drunk, right?

Right?

The point is that Ava a) freezes and b) squeaks.

Yyyyeah. It's totally a squeak.


(Also a light above the Bar may flicker out. But she does not try to eviscerate anyone!

It's because Coyote said "Happy new year" first.)

[howling_laugh]

Ava has grown as a person!!

"You seem much better!" Coyote tells her cheerily. Ava doesn't smell like boogeyman or anything!

[hadyougoing]

Ava sputters.

And staggers back.

"I--"

She is not even sure how to feel. Insulted? Enraged? Hilarious?

"I didn't even try to kill you before," she protests.

If she's remembering Coyote's CV correctly, that would have been one of her less brilliant ideas.

[howling_laugh]

It would have been a terrible idea!

"No, and I am very glad for that," she says. "But you were not quite yourself all the same. So, kisses for luck!"

[hadyougoing]

"One kiss was fine!!"

Ava raises one arm in front of her face in case that was a declaration of intent rather than a factual statement about what just occurred.

[howling_laugh]

"Spoilsport," Coyote says. But she backs off. No more kisses for Ava.

[hadyougoing]

Ava watches her suspiciously, without lowering her arm.

Acting like she was backing off is exactly what she would do before lesbian pouncing.


... Not that she would ever do that, because ew no, or okay not ew, she's fine with it. It's fine! Lesbian kissing! Just not when it's her own face.

Yep.

"Sometime when you're sober we should talk about this," she decides.

'This' being 'boogeymen' and not making out, because she's never speaking of that this again.

[howling_laugh]

"I am not very drunk," Coyote says, crossing her arms. "But it sounds like you might want a serious conversation, which is not happening tonight anyway."

[hadyougoing]

"That's too bad," Ava says apologetically.

"I should probably go."

[howling_laugh]

Slink off to contemplate your sexuality, Ava! It's okay. Coyote has that effect on people.

"You have a lovely night, now!" Her grin is only a little predatory.

[hadyougoing]

Ava's eyes narrow.

She's just about had it up to here with predatory, actually.

(Exactly where is 'up to here,' you ask? What are you, twelve? Why don't you go away and contemplate your own sexuality?!)

"Yeah," she says.

"You too."


Ava doesn't slink.

Much.