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milliways_bar2013-06-01 08:16 pm
hey35andholding) wrote in milliways_bar2013-06-01 08:16 pm
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Tending!
It's in the air...or in Clem's case, sticking to the soles of her red leather pumps. Summer in Reno isn't as glamorous as it's cracked up to be, but then again endless days of ninety-plus degree weather would drain the glamour out of nearly anybody.
Clem isn't just anybody, though, as her rhinestone-spackled bright blue tank top and denim short-shorts declares for all the world to see that glamour never takes a holiday.
Bar, of course, does - and for Clem, again, the time has come. "Uh uh," she sighs, giving the napkin a shove back across the bartop. "Booze me first."
So Bar does, giving Clm a beer just before taking her siesta. Clem just grins and turns toward the special board; as always: everything is scribbled out in hot pink pen.
*~SPECIALS~*
Summer Fling
Beach Bum
Tropical Heat
Electric Lemonade
Lemonade, Limeade, cherryade, 50% off (10% off if you want frozen)
Punch
shaved ice
Sno Cones
Twelve percent off your order if you tell me the wildest way you've ever cooled yourself off.
Finished, she sits back and sips, surveying the crowd and awaiting her first order.
[OOC: Around and backtagging 'til at least six!]
Clem isn't just anybody, though, as her rhinestone-spackled bright blue tank top and denim short-shorts declares for all the world to see that glamour never takes a holiday.
Bar, of course, does - and for Clem, again, the time has come. "Uh uh," she sighs, giving the napkin a shove back across the bartop. "Booze me first."
So Bar does, giving Clm a beer just before taking her siesta. Clem just grins and turns toward the special board; as always: everything is scribbled out in hot pink pen.
Summer Fling
Beach Bum
Tropical Heat
Electric Lemonade
Lemonade, Limeade, cherryade, 50% off (10% off if you want frozen)
Punch
shaved ice
Sno Cones
Twelve percent off your order if you tell me the wildest way you've ever cooled yourself off.
Finished, she sits back and sips, surveying the crowd and awaiting her first order.
[OOC: Around and backtagging 'til at least six!]
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But he pales once he remembers whose spirit the man claimed his doll was possessed by. "Eww," he says, scrunching up his nose so fiercely it might stick. "Your job is hideous."
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"They're usually the same size a the man who's trying to have sex with it, but yep." She takes a long sip and raises her eyebrow. "Tell me something I don't already know."
To be fair, it's her job to arrest these clowns.
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Ack, phrasing! And now he's blushing again.
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"Hey, I've been exposed to lots of things in my time, but I don't think I've gone the blow-up doll route." She shrugs. "Yet."
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"Well, I don't--Uhh... I mean, if you were to, um. Hm."
Autor shuts up before he contracts a virulent strain of pedem in ore morbo.*
*[Foot-in-mouth disease.]
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Clementine just shrugs. "Next time if you don't really want to know? Don't ask."
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"How would I know if I didn't want to know, given our miscommunication about the purpose of these dolls?"
Because retreating to pedantry is always the safest bet in these situations.
I'm sorry this went untagged so long because I've been dying laughing at it
Then she sits up a little bit straighter.
Slows are fine, and this is giggle-worthy! <3
"Honesty is good," Autor says. "But you picked a strange example to be honest about."
And then, off-handedly: "And I'm not your honey."
It is indeed!
Re: It is indeed!
"Don't be so what?" he croaks, bearing red and refulgent cheeks.
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"Don't be such a stuffed shirt!" She shrugs. "Loosen up! Have a little booze, have a little fun!"
This always helps her!
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[OOM: And tag towards wrap, unless you have a counter/lure! This thread is amaaazing!]
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[OOC: Wrapping here is good!]