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milliways_bar2013-06-17 03:57 pm
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A two foot tall engineer (though, now that she isn't hovering around in the air, she stands more like 1 foot 8 inches; her posture is a bit strange) stands on Bar's countertop, having a conversation with Bar.
"Well, thank you for letting me work on you and the connections in the kitchen. I am sorry if any of that was in any of your ticklish spots."
Napkin
"Yes you shouldn't have anymore problems with our services, but well make occasional inspections just to make sure everything is all right."
Napkin
"Okay, maybe I have been taking a bit of a vacation here."
Napkin
"I would, but those doors are hard for me to deal with."
Napkin
"Really? But what if my room is really high up? And how will I know which window is mine?"
Napkin
"I should of expected that. It's not like Zanaris is entirely three dimensional either. But what about the front door?"
Napkin
"Hmmm.... I know! I'll just install a fairy ring terminal in my room and give it a very long address. Or I can make it a point-to-point connection to my house. I don't think that just an open window will do. I don't want anything big flying in thinking I would make a tasty snack. I'll have to think about this a bit more."
"Well, thank you for letting me work on you and the connections in the kitchen. I am sorry if any of that was in any of your ticklish spots."
Napkin
"Yes you shouldn't have anymore problems with our services, but well make occasional inspections just to make sure everything is all right."
Napkin
"Okay, maybe I have been taking a bit of a vacation here."
Napkin
"I would, but those doors are hard for me to deal with."
Napkin
"Really? But what if my room is really high up? And how will I know which window is mine?"
Napkin
"I should of expected that. It's not like Zanaris is entirely three dimensional either. But what about the front door?"
Napkin
"Hmmm.... I know! I'll just install a fairy ring terminal in my room and give it a very long address. Or I can make it a point-to-point connection to my house. I don't think that just an open window will do. I don't want anything big flying in thinking I would make a tasty snack. I'll have to think about this a bit more."