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Cecil Palmer ([personal profile] goodnight_nightvale) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2013-08-12 07:46 pm

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There is a man in Milliways. He is neither tall nor short, nor fat or thin. He is wearing a tie. He is having a drink at the bar.



He is new.

He has always been there.

Cecil, welcome... to Milliways.
cook_the_rude: (Trying hard not to laugh incredulously)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-08-13 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"Is it supposed to do that?" the man enquires. "Mine is an excellent Châteauneuf-du-Pape, full of soul and herbal scents."
cook_the_rude: (On the mezzanine there are books)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-08-13 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"As with Marcel Proust, the writer, who hinged his whole magnum opus on the taste of a madeleine," the man agrees, nodding.

He sips his wine.
cook_the_rude: (The happiest man in the world)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-08-13 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"I am generally and credibly assured that the end of existence will always hover on the brink, not come to pass," the man says, "so I personally am quite happy with this place."
cook_the_rude: (With trees at the border)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-08-13 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"Not here," the man says. "Here, the world ends for entertainment purposes only."
cook_the_rude: (Not quite as blue as some other suits)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-08-13 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"It is silent in space," the man says, sipping his wine while watching the stars explode. "And musical taste varies so widely."
cook_the_rude: (Don't mind the painting over the mantle)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-08-13 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"Of course," the man concedes, "if in your world, the stars sing, all the better for you. Space is silent in mine, as there are no molecules to start swinging and transport sound. Or so science says."
cook_the_rude: (This is actually amusing)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-08-13 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"They do that in my world, too," the man says, "as you can describe certain astronomical phenomena that way."
cook_the_rude: (Your stupidity is hilarious)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-08-13 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
The man laughs. "No, they don't do that!" he says. "They just seem to vanish when brighter lights come close, or they're covered by thin clouds."
cook_the_rude: (This is actually amusing)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-08-13 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"It's a pleasure to meet you, Cecil," the man says. "I'm Dr. Hannibal Lecter, from Baltimore."
Edited 2013-08-13 22:11 (UTC)
cook_the_rude: (Don't mind the painting over the mantle)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-08-15 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"Thank you!" Dr. Lecter says. "Isn't Night Vale somewhere in the Southwest?"
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[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-08-15 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"I do think I have heard it mentioned in passing," Dr. Lecter admits. "Night Vale. Yes. Remind me which state it is in?"
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[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-08-15 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yes, I would have thought somewhere further west," Dr. Lecter nods.

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