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Jack West Jr ([personal profile] againsttherules) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2013-09-08 06:22 pm

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Jack hasn't been here much recently.

Today, though, he's here with a rather large backpack, a smaller pack, even more stuff, and Professor Max Epper.

Some two are planning an expedition...

Feel free to interupt.
cook_the_rude: (Innocuously watching your oddities)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-09-08 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Good afternoon," says a gentleman who is sitting in an armchair nearby, in shirtsleeves and with a glass of red wine in his hand.
cook_the_rude: (Snake in the garden)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-09-08 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"May I ask what you're going to research on your expedition?" the man asks. "I am curious."
cook_the_rude: (With trees at the border)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-09-08 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"Archaeology," the man says. "And in the desert, scrolls keep well under less than favourable conditions. What time in Egypt's long history are the alleged scrolls from?"
cook_the_rude: (Always brings his own coffee)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-09-08 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hidden when the Romans came?" the man guesses.
max_epper: (archaeologist)

[personal profile] max_epper 2013-09-08 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"We believe so," Max says, speaking up for the first time. "As to where they got to, well, no one is exactly sure."
cook_the_rude: (Bookcases increase credibility)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-09-08 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"So, where will you start looking?" the man asks. "On the way from Alexandria to Siwa oasis?"
max_epper: (archaeologist)

[personal profile] max_epper 2013-09-08 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"The Siwa Oasis is on our 'to visit' list, certainly." Max says, nodding. "But, having spoken to some of my colleagues who've been there before, there's not actually anything worth seeing at Siwa anymore. The Oracle was the main draw, alongside the oasis itself. The consensus seems to be that, certainly, the scrolls passed through Siwa, it being the main route west from Egypt, but they didn't stop there. They went West."

To the Atlas Mountains, or so some people claim.
cook_the_rude: (Default)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-09-08 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"Bahariyah, maybe?" the man says. "They've found a huge Greaco-Roman necropolis there in recent years."
max_epper: (Eyeing you)

[personal profile] max_epper 2013-09-08 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Max eyes Hannibal. He's not aware of any Graeco-Roman structures being found there recently. This is probably because they aren't found until 1995, and so that discovery is in Max and Jack's future.

"Possibly. But the fact that there's Roman structures there suggests not, to me. These were things they were getting away from the Romans, not handing them to them. As I say, I think it more likely that whatever party was taking these, headed out into Libya, from Siwa, rather than returning towards the Nile."
cook_the_rude: (Acting human for your benefit)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-09-08 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
The man nods. "It makes sense. So, you are preparing for the desert?" he says.
cook_the_rude: (Default)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-09-08 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"You do need some tools," the man says.
cook_the_rude: (Alternative career)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-09-08 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"Light-weight, multi-purpose tools might be best," the man muses.
cook_the_rude: (Acting human for your benefit)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-09-08 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"Interesting equipment," the man remarks. "What is in the spray cans?"
max_epper: (Relaxed)

[personal profile] max_epper 2013-09-08 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"Which one?" Max asks, grabbing one at random. "They're all classified mixes I came up with when I worked at Sandia Labs in the US."

Yes. Max really is a classic multidisciplinary scientist.
cook_the_rude: (**smirk**)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-09-08 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Handy," the man says. "What does that one do?"
max_epper: (Casual)

[personal profile] max_epper 2013-09-08 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Max flips it upside down. They may be plain, but there are evidently some markings on the bottom.

"This one? This one, you spray it on a live grenade, it'll absorb the whole blast."
cook_the_rude: (The happiest man in the world)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-09-08 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"Very handy," the man says, sounding impressed.
max_epper: (Smile)

[personal profile] max_epper 2013-09-08 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yes," Max says. "I don't think we'll be needing any on this journey, though."

"I hope not," Jack agrees.
cook_the_rude: (Default)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-09-08 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"What do the others do?" the man asks.
max_epper: (archaeologist)

[personal profile] max_epper 2013-09-08 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"Mostly? Expand, and harden. Filling holes, nooks and crannies." Murder holes, for example.
cook_the_rude: (**smirk**)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-09-09 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Top secret foam glue?" the man says, smiling.
max_epper: (Smile)

[personal profile] max_epper 2013-09-09 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"Pretty much," Max says. He's rather proud of the stuff, but trade secrets, you know. "And, incidentally, I'm very lucky to have one of the world's foremost desert survival experts on this expedition. He'd never mention it, of course, but he is."
cook_the_rude: (Default)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-09-09 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"Your young friend here?" the man says. "So you're evenly matched for your expedition."
cook_the_rude: (Default)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-09-09 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"Remarkable," the man says.
cook_the_rude: (Brown suit on a day off)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-09-11 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Excellent reference for an expedition like this," the man says.
max_epper: (Casual)

[personal profile] max_epper 2013-09-12 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"Indeed it is," Max agrees.
cook_the_rude: (Default)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-09-12 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"So, all that remains is for me to wish you luck," he says. "And look forwards to whatever stories you will have to tell."
cook_the_rude: (Coming out of the darkness)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-09-12 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"Dr. Hannibal Lecter," he says, offering his hand.
cook_the_rude: (a - Hello Will)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-09-12 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"Good luck," Dr. Lecter says, and wanders off.