party post: hail the conquering heroes | outside, tree fort

[ikissdhimbck]

Anyone in the main barroom or out by the lake today will be treated to an odd sight. Dozens of girls, shouting, squealing, running through the backdoor and across the lawn, arms laden with all manner of treats — and one boy, tied up, pulled along with them.

The gang makes their way to the forest, where a tree fort rises above the ground. It's quite a fancy fort, equipped with slingshots, water balloon launchers, and other weaponry and defenses. The interior paneling has some Cybertronian script on it. There's a tire swing outside fashioned from a tractor tire, a crow's nest, and the entrance may be had by ladder, drawbridge, or manual elevator. Inside there are comics, pudding snacks, and the sort of things you'd expect to see in a tree house. It was clearly designed by somebody who really loved their gadgets, and knew what they were doing.

Kate and Natasha have seized the property. Being outlaws in need of a hideout, and all.

"This way!"

Natasha is already inside, leaving all entrances open to the returning posse and offering cover from anyone who might be following. Once the snacks are secured and the prisoner is dealt with, everyone can breathe a huge sigh of relief.

And enjoy the fruits of their labor.


[ooc: give us one minute to set up some thread headings before tagging We're open for business! This post is wide, wide open to everyone — boy, girl, adult, child, animal, mineral, etc. The girls will be inside the tree fort, but it's completely visible from the ground for any who want to stop by and see what's going on, or sneak their way in. ^__^

tiny!tag: age spell plot]

Comments

Re: Taunting Tommy

[gavin62truck]

"She taught me enough to know not to take shit from nobody, so-- ow! I said quit it! Why don'tcha eat this stuff 'stead of wasting it throwin' it at me? There's kids starving in China, y'know."

Re: Taunting Tommy

[unglitched]

"Hey, we gotta keep you fed, don't we? It's in the... whaddaya call it... the Helvetica Convention. Or something."

Re: Taunting Tommy

[gavin62truck]

He sighs and rolls his eyes so hard they might fall out of his skull.

"And how'm I s'posed to eat when my hands are tied?"

Re: Taunting Tommy

[unglitched]

"Hey, it's not my fault you're not openin' your mouth wide enough to catch 'em."

Re: Taunting Tommy

[gavin62truck]

"What? I ain't no trained seal, so I ain't catchin' no crackers in my mouth."

Re: Taunting Tommy

[unglitched]

"Well, I guess you're not eating, then, are you?"

Re: Taunting Tommy

[gavin62truck]

The scowl hasn't left his face.

"I didn't want your stupid crackers anyways."

There may be a bit of a pout.

Re: Taunting Tommy

[unglitched]

"Suit 'cher self," says Vanellope, popping a handful of crackers into her own mouth.