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[father_chris]

It's not so much a long night for Father Christmas. More like a long month, once you've gone back in time enough times to get around all the houses during the night.

And that's if he sticks to the schedule and the weather is good. Which tonight, it isn't, so his visit to Milliways is just brief.

He's checked the presents since the scare with Enzo's, and they all look innocuous enough to him.



Enzo (gift mistake spotted by Chris) receives a helpful book on planning a wedding.

Vyvyan (whose file was too complex for the elves) receives a new cricket bat and a ball not hard enough to concuss anyone.

Rae receives a cuddly toy cloud. HIDDEN

Shufti receives a picture of Jack as a baby, in a frame. SMITED

Hannibal receives a book covered in dust. When opened, the words 'For Forty' are obscured. OUTED

Simmons receives two wooden building blocks that are identical except that in gold pen one has 'MATTER' and the other 'ANTIMATTER' written on it. (N.b. does not contain actual antimatter) ANNIHILATED

Noriko receives a large torch. When touched, it immediately overloads. SHORTED

Vanellope receives a rubber duck attached to a plug. UNPLUGGED

Javert receives a DVD of The Italian Job. LAWLESSNESS

Valjean receives a teddy dressed in a convict costume IMPRISONED

Ichabod receives a Halloween toy ghost. When picked up, it wobbles and goes WOOOO HAUNTED

Alex Drake receives a toy clown STALKED

Katya receives a Rubik's cube. It has been glued together and no longer turns. UNSHIFTABLE

Uther receives a pair of wire cutters POWER CUT

Wonderella receives a balaclava UNSEEN

Eric receives a cuddly toy antibody. BLOODLESS



Seeing nothing untoward, he hurries on his round.

[Tinytag: Krampus plot
OOC: If anyone finds their present too creepy give me a ping <3]