Erik Northman (
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milliways_bar2014-08-10 07:01 am
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A couple of hours after Pam's arrival, Eric walks through the door.
The audition had been hell to get through. He had rather regretted he'd promised Pam they would do it in the first place.
The lack of talent, the lack of looks. The lack of class.
And he had seen the look Pam had given him, but honestly.
Just because you want a job writhing on a podium at a vampire bar, doesn't mean you have to amp up the vulgarity.
And then, there had been Yvetta.
An Estonian vision of beauty, class, and perfect T&A.
He was sure he'd have Pam act all put upon, but as the owner, the quality of the entertainment fell on his shoulders. He wouldn't want anything but the best, and he hadn't wanted poor Yvetta to get distracted. So he'd sent Pam out and told Yvetta that she should show him everything.
She'd been right. She certainly was skilled at many styles.
Which is why there is a very self satisfied (and satisfied in general) vampire entering the bar, doing up his pants. And by doing up, we mean tying a little bow on the drawstring on his dark blue track suit pants.
No shirt. No shoes.
The audition had been hell to get through. He had rather regretted he'd promised Pam they would do it in the first place.
The lack of talent, the lack of looks. The lack of class.
And he had seen the look Pam had given him, but honestly.
Just because you want a job writhing on a podium at a vampire bar, doesn't mean you have to amp up the vulgarity.
And then, there had been Yvetta.
An Estonian vision of beauty, class, and perfect T&A.
He was sure he'd have Pam act all put upon, but as the owner, the quality of the entertainment fell on his shoulders. He wouldn't want anything but the best, and he hadn't wanted poor Yvetta to get distracted. So he'd sent Pam out and told Yvetta that she should show him everything.
She'd been right. She certainly was skilled at many styles.
Which is why there is a very self satisfied (and satisfied in general) vampire entering the bar, doing up his pants. And by doing up, we mean tying a little bow on the drawstring on his dark blue track suit pants.
No shirt. No shoes.

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And she grits her teeth against the growl in her throat.
Under her breath, she asks Bar for something. And a black t-shirt appears.
Pam angrily balls it up and throws it at Eric's head.
"Put a fucking shirt on."
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"Why, thank you , Pam."
He knew she'd be pissed off.
It is not the first time either, but he doesn't see how he can be blamed for them having such similar tastes. At least in women. At least some of the time.
He looks over at her.
So, so satisfied.
To a sensitive nose, there can be no doubt about the reason. Then again, she likely didn't need the olfactory cue.
"We're hiring Yvetta."
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Until she saw Eric.
Fucking smug bastard, ugh.
She can smell Yvetta all over him.
"Fan-fucking-tastic."
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He is doing it on purpose.
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He's doing it on purpose.
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The t-shirt is still balled up in his hand.
"I think we will be very pleased with her."
Another stretch.
"By the way, I've taken you off your shift tomorrow night."
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"Why the hell for?" she mutters.
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"Well, Yvetta wasn't sure if she had clothes that would work with our decor, so I told her to meet in tomorrow evening. So you could take her shopping."
It was so much fun teasing Pam.
But he never could do it for long.
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Most of it, anyway.
It's just like Eric to do something that pisses her off, then turn right around and make it up to her. She should be used to it by now, but she still isn't. Somehow he keeps surprising her.
She's silent for a long time. The ice in her eyes never melts.
"I'll need the platinum credit card."
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The card is okay. Borrowing his car is not. She knows that.
"And she'll have her first night Friday. So don't tire her out."
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"Fine. I won't."
She still sounds sulky.
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"At one point, I was certain that I was developing a headache," he says. "We should have filmed the sad excuses for human beings and saved the tape to remind us not to audition locally another time."
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She sighs.
"No. We should've filmed it, and then set the tape on fire."
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"Doin' the stride of pride over there, Eric?"
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"I have had a very productive ending," he answers. Which could mean anything.
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"Spill the beans, mister."
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"Most of them were awful, but the last had quite a few tricks up her sleeve."
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"I met another vampire here earlier, a lady. I was wonderin' if she were a friend of yers... Lord, I shouln' ask things like that, there's probably thousands of yer, practically makes me a racist..."
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"Were she by any chance an incredibly attractive, blond woman? Skintight clothing, perfect hair, lovely ass? Capable of a look so filled with scorn that it could wilt the lily in the field? If so, then yes, I know her."
Before Bonnie has a chance to talk, he holds up a hand. "And I should mention, that she is my Progeny."
A sentence heavy with meaning. Most along the lines of ' don't say the wrong thing'.
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"That's the one. She looked pissed off." She sips her beer.
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"And I may have ruined her night a little. But it doesn't matter. She will come around."
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"She does. And she will have ample opportunity tomorrow as our new dancer is in need of clothes. That should cheer her up."
There is something in his voice when he speaks of her. Something - warm. It's subtle, but it is there.
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