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Erik Northman ([personal profile] onceaviking) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2014-08-10 07:01 am

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A couple of hours after Pam's arrival, Eric walks through the door.

The audition had been hell to get through. He had rather regretted he'd promised Pam they would do it in the first place.
The lack of talent, the lack of looks. The lack of class.
And he had seen the look Pam had given him, but honestly.
Just because you want a job writhing on a podium at a vampire bar, doesn't mean you have to amp up the vulgarity.

And then, there had been Yvetta.

An Estonian vision of beauty, class, and perfect T&A.
He was sure he'd have Pam act all put upon, but as the owner, the quality of the entertainment fell on his shoulders. He wouldn't want anything but the best, and he hadn't wanted poor Yvetta to get distracted. So he'd sent Pam out and told Yvetta that she should show him everything.

She'd been right. She certainly was skilled at many styles.

Which is why there is a very self satisfied (and satisfied in general) vampire entering the bar, doing up his pants. And by doing up, we mean tying a little bow on the drawstring on his dark blue track suit pants.
No shirt. No shoes.
lazy_but_loyal: (mad face)

[personal profile] lazy_but_loyal 2014-08-10 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Pam is sitting at the bar when Eric comes in.

And she grits her teeth against the growl in her throat.

Under her breath, she asks Bar for something. And a black t-shirt appears.

Pam angrily balls it up and throws it at Eric's head.

"Put a fucking shirt on."
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[personal profile] lazy_but_loyal 2014-08-10 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Pam actually had gained some composure during the interval and she was getting over it...

Until she saw Eric.

Fucking smug bastard, ugh.

She can smell Yvetta all over him.

"Fan-fucking-tastic."
lazy_but_loyal: (unimpressed)

[personal profile] lazy_but_loyal 2014-08-10 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
She crosses her arms and glares at him.

He's doing it on purpose.
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[personal profile] lazy_but_loyal 2014-08-10 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
She rolls her eyes when he stretches.

"Why the hell for?" she mutters.
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[personal profile] lazy_but_loyal 2014-08-10 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
And in an instant, her ire is snuffed out.

Most of it, anyway.

It's just like Eric to do something that pisses her off, then turn right around and make it up to her. She should be used to it by now, but she still isn't. Somehow he keeps surprising her.

She's silent for a long time. The ice in her eyes never melts.



"I'll need the platinum credit card."
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[personal profile] lazy_but_loyal 2014-08-10 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
She knows just how far to push him in return until she gets a no, so she doesn't mention the car.

"Fine. I won't."

She still sounds sulky.
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[personal profile] lazy_but_loyal 2014-08-10 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
She tries valiantly to turn her head away from his touch. But she never could, anyway.

She sighs.

"No. We should've filmed it, and then set the tape on fire."

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[personal profile] is_the_motion 2014-08-10 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Bonnie will be over there at the Bar, bearing an amused smirk.

"Doin' the stride of pride over there, Eric?"
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[personal profile] is_the_motion 2014-08-11 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well at least there's one happy vampire in here tonight." Bonnie sips her beer. "Come join me?"
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Bonnie laughs.

"Spill the beans, mister."
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[personal profile] is_the_motion 2014-08-11 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"Looks like it." Bonnie says.

"I met another vampire here earlier, a lady. I was wonderin' if she were a friend of yers... Lord, I shouln' ask things like that, there's probably thousands of yer, practically makes me a racist..."
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[personal profile] is_the_motion 2014-08-11 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Bonnie had been about to bark a laugh and compare the lady to a doll, but decides not to.

"That's the one. She looked pissed off." She sips her beer.
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[personal profile] is_the_motion 2014-08-11 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well I cain't offer yer any tips on raisin' girls." Bonnie says. "Least of all ones a couple hundred years old. She said she likes shoppin'."

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