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nepetaleijon ([personal profile] nepetaleijon) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2014-12-09 12:35 pm

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[Out of Milliways, Sort Of:

We have all seized the white perimeter as our own
and reached for a pen if only to show
we did not just laze in an armchair turning pages;
we pressed a thought into the wayside,
planted an impression along the verge.]


[text-only version here]



Outside, snow lies thick on the Milliways grounds. Or at least that part of the Milliways grounds that includes the entrance to the Labyrinth.

It's some distance from that entrance, though, where there seems to be a stirring under the snow. As of something -- or someone -- burrowing up through it.

The head that emerges in a shoosh of scattered snow is possibly familiar to the casual viewer, although less so than usual: the blue fur hood is gone, replaced by a thicker tawny-brown fur hood with tufted ears. The bright eyes that blink up at their surroundings from under the hood, though, are cheerfully yellow as ever.

"We made it!"



[Three pups, three muns, tag any or all! Open until it scrolls. Slowtime is love. ETA: feel free to tag any or all of the trolls after they have arrived in the bar!]
crabbycustomer: Default Karkat -- a grey kid with horns and yellow eyes, a grey Cancer symbol on his black shirt (DEFAULT)

Re: In The Bar

[personal profile] crabbycustomer 2014-12-11 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"IT IS SICKENINGLY CUTE. THIS IS ME, SICKENED."

It doesn't look like anything special.

"WE ARE GOING TO HAVE GET SHOVELS FROM THE BAR OR SOMETHING IF YOU EVER EXPECT TO MAKE IT BACK TO YOUR CAVE IN THIS. IT IS NOT SO BAD DOWN HERE BY THE BAR YET SOMEHOW HALFWAY UP A MOUNTAIN IT IS SUDDENLY ATROCIOUS."

"WE SHOULD NOT HAVE LEFT THAT WINDOW OPEN, I WONDER IF SNOW HAS BACKED UP INTO THE FORGE. OR IF IT IS JUST TUMBLING SEASONALLY ONTO THE VARIOUS HORRIFIC ORIFICES OF THE HORRORTERRORS."
crabbycustomer: Default Karkat -- a grey kid with horns and yellow eyes, a grey Cancer symbol on his black shirt (DEFAULT)

Re: In The Bar

[personal profile] crabbycustomer 2014-12-12 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
"WE'LL TRY THAT JUST AS SOON AS I CAN FEEL MY STAMP NODES AGAIN, ALL RIGHT?"

He takes a deep draught of coffee. "MAN, I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MUCH I AM FEVERISHLY ANTICIPATING GETTING TO GRIPS WITH THE CHALLENGE OF SOMEHOW GETTING TO SLEEP WITHOUT THE ENDLESS YAMMERING OF AN ARMADA OF REPTILIAN LACKEYS."
crabbycustomer: Karkat looking kind of down. (DEJECTED)

Re: In The Bar

[personal profile] crabbycustomer 2014-12-12 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
"ISN'T TRY IS AN ANCIENT TROLL LATIN WORD MEANING, FAIL? THEY..."


"...OK, NO, SHUT UP, I THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE ME FEEL BETTER TO GROUSE AND COMPLAIN AND ACT LIKE I WON'T MISS THE DUMB FUCKHEADS BUT NEVER MIND, ABORT."
crabbycustomer: Karkat looking kind of down. (DEJECTED)

Re: In The Bar

[personal profile] crabbycustomer 2014-12-12 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
He loops an arm around her. "THEY MADE ME A SHELL. I MEAN... THEY DIDN'T THINK TO GIVE IT ME UNTIL AFTER ALL THE OBVIOUS DANGERS TO MY FRAGILE TORSO HAD BEEN ELIMINATED, BUT..."
crabbycustomer: Karkat staring out of the icon like a big goon, with huge eyes (DERP)

Re: In The Bar

[personal profile] crabbycustomer 2014-12-13 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
"HMM, I THINK YOU MUST HAVE MISTAKEN ME FOR SOME KIND OF PERIL-COURTING SWASHBUCKLING DAREDEVIL, I AM JUST A HUMBLE FUNGUS GRUBBING NIMROD OF THE SOIL, SCRAPING MY LIVELIHOOD FROM THE BARE ELEMENTS AND AVOIDING ALL RISK. ESPECIALLY BUT NOT LIMITED TO THREATS TO MY THORAX."
crabbycustomer: Karkat rolling his eyes (DISRESPECT)

Re: In The Bar

[personal profile] crabbycustomer 2014-12-14 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, I FAVOR YOU WITH SOME IMPROMPTU ROLEPLAYING HORSESHIT AND YOU JUST LAUGH AT ME, FUCKING INCREDIBLE. IT JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU."

"MY INANE BUMPKIN 'CHARACTER' IS LITERALLY BRISTLING WITH PLOT HOOKS LIKE A GODDAMN NARRATIVE SEA URCHIN AND YOU GIVE ME ABSOLUTELY NOTHING."
Edited 2014-12-14 02:24 (UTC)
crabbycustomer: Karkat rolling his eyes and looking very put-upon (DEFEATED)

Re: In The Bar

[personal profile] crabbycustomer 2014-12-14 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
"NO, COME ON, THIS IS GARBAGE, IF YOUR GUY IS A MIGHTY HUNTER I AM NOT GOING TO BE A NUMB BULGE FUNGUS SCRAPER."

"MAYBE UNDER THE CLOAK OF MY AGGRAVATING HUMILITY MY GUY ACTUALLY HAS, I DON'T KNOW, SOME KIND OF UNSPOKEN FUCKING MAJESTY AND IMPERIOUS GREATNESS. LIKE HE'S SOME KIND OF HOLY WARRIOR WHO HUNG UP HIS SPURS AND FUCKED OFF TO FARM ALGAE BECAUSE HE HAS SEEN TOO MUCH. THAT SOUNDS GOOD."
Edited 2014-12-14 02:41 (UTC)
crabbycustomer: Karkat sneering (DISMISSIVE)

Re: In The Bar

[personal profile] crabbycustomer 2014-12-14 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
"YEAH, WELL... UH... ALL OF THAT IS BEHIND ME, OBVIOUSLY, AS I AM CLEARLY LIVING A LIFE OF OSTENTATIOUS AND FRANKLY SELF-INDULGENT HUMILITY. I MEAN, WHAT IS HUMILITY, REALLY? JUST A RANK DECEPTION AIMED TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE WEAKER THAN YOU REALLY ARE, OR AT LEAST TOO DENSE TO NOTICE YOUR OWN SUPERLATIVE QUALITIES. IT IS DISINGENUOUS AND, FRANKLY, INSULTING TO THE BYSTANDER TO EVEN MAINTAIN THIS POSE OF IGNOBLE SELF-DEROGATION."

"BUT I AM DOING IT ANYWAY, SO CLEARLY I HAVE SEEN SOME SHIT. SO YOU CAN TAKE YOUR BLANDISHMENTS AND WHATEVER LAST JOB YOU HAVE COME TO PREDICTABLY DRAG ME OUT OF RETIREMENT TO PURSUE AND SHOVE THEM FIRMLY UP THE HOLE OF WHATEVER APPROPRIATE HOLIDAY RAPTOR THIS ILL-DEFINED SETTING CONSUMES."
crabbycustomer: Default Karkat -- a grey kid with horns and yellow eyes, a grey Cancer symbol on his black shirt (Default)

Re: In The Bar

[personal profile] crabbycustomer 2014-12-14 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
"OH! OH, UH, SHIT. I GUESS... I CAN TOSS SOME MOLDY HAY INTO THE OLD PORK HOVEL, I GUESS."

"OR..."
Karkat wrings a hand over the back of his neck, doing a dead-on roleplay characterization of a huge fucking weenie who gets awkward and acutely self-conscious when even the possibility of things taking a PG-rated direction crosses the boundary of adolescent surmise.

"I GUESS YOU COULD STAY IN MY DEGRADED YOKELGARRET, IT IS PROBABLY... MARGINALLY LESS SMELLY." Oh yeah. There's the sweet talk.