Cubefall

[runningred]

Jay comes bouncing up from the garage in a good mood only to be met by the wonderful madness of Cubefall. He smiles and scoops up a pad, looking over his options.

Robot, a border collie, and...

What the hell, why not. It’s worth a try.

Jay makes his selection and looks down. Swearing.

Rather than giving him a female equivalent body, he has a female super heroine equivalent body. And costume - Unnecessarily large breasts, a crop-top and shorts shorter than the thigh holster. At least the boots are practical and flat rather than stupidly high-heeled.

“Why did the costume have to be sexy? I mean, really!” Even if it does look hot on him her, it’s still unnecessary.

Comments

[boston_bruiser]

"Gee, it's almost like Bar didn't offer you preview vidscreens of each configuration before you up and went and got tits."

If your asshole quota hasn't already been met for the day, Jay, rest assured - Voodoo is here to fix that.

[runningred]

"I was expecting tits." Jay mutters in return, not at all bothered by the sarcasm. "I just wasn't expecting twin watermelons strapped to my torso. I look like fucking Tomb Raider!"

[boston_bruiser]

Voodoo doesn't even try to hide the way he rolls his eyes. "Cry me a freakin' river, pal. 'bout the only thing that configuration'll hurt is your back. Maybe your wallet, too, if you wanna fork over for bras."

He turns his own vidscreen around so Jay can see - on it are a Pokémon, a xenomorph, and a capital-P Predator.

"And believe me, there's worse configurations out there."

[runningred]

"I'm fairly sure it will 'cause the one I'm wearing doesn't appear to be doing shit to help."

Jay looks at the pad and laughs. "Yeah, it's official. Your choices suck. Which begs the question, what did you do to piss the Bar off?"

He considers a moment, cocking his hip in a way that feels strangely natural and looks red hot in these shorts. "Although, the xenomorph could be kinda fun. On the scaring the hell out of people front." Jay, even with tits, is still Jay. "Stick to the wall just above eye height and hiss when they look up."

[makesthings]

A motorcycle with side car that's been constructed out of legos goes quickly between Jay's legs and then tries to loop around the nearest bar stool.

[runningred]

Jay laughs and squats to have to look at it. Or at least starts to before realising that squatting doesn't work in these very tight shorts. "Nice! What's powering it?"

[makesthings]

With Cubefall, it takes a little longer to get from one place to another in the Bar and Sam apologizes before the cycle stops, "Motors that are made to go with these blocks. Its brilliant, I can make so many things with this."

Once he gets over, he looks, blushes and stands up as that's an odd outfit that highlights everything, he really misses Kait.

[runningred]

"No, that's neat. I can see all sorts of applications too." Jay kneels, yeah kneeling is much easier (and it really does highlight everything, which Jay is blithely unaware of) to look at the bike. "Do you mind if I have a look?"

[girlwithout]

The familiar-looking redhead might be giggling at him/her. Rikki's configuration appears to be 'basically her as an adult if she took over Steve's mantle', complete with costume minus the blonde hair and (shh, don't tell!) super soldier serum. She lucked out, though, in that her body is more 'heavily-trained gymnast' than standard super-heroine.

If he can't guess who she is from her aged-up features and voice, the Benji sitting loyally at her feet is probably a good tip-off. "Need a coat?"

[runningred]

"I need real clothes, is what I need." Jay chuckles, trying to adjust his rather out of control cleavage. "And maybe a bra that doesn't feel like it's being used as a projectile weapon."

He looks her over briefly. " Rikki? That outfit suits you."

[girlwithout]

"I don't think the clothes have to be part of the reconfiguration," she points out. Sure, she's still wearing the Captain America suit, but that's because it's awesome. "You could just change?"

And she beams. "It's pretty great. Think the Bar's trying to give me career advice?"

[runningred]

"Yeah, I think I'm going to have to hit the bar up for a change of clothes before I try to do anything."

"I think you'd make a kick-ass Captain America personally. Especially with a sidekick like that." He nods to Benji the Superdog.

[herr_bookman]

"That's, um, quite an outfit, Jay," Autor says, his cheeks a dusty pink. "I bet it's impractical and lacks pockets, too."

[runningred]

Jay runs hands down the check the shorts. "It lacks a lot of things. Fabric mostly but you're right about the pockets." He moves experimentally. "Holy hell, these things are unbalanced."

[herr_bookman]

Autor doesn't dare ask 'what things'. He has an idea. "Yeah, the female form is difficult to get used to at first. You're doing a lot better job of it than I did."

[runningred]

"Didn't enjoy it?" He asks curiously, stretching experimentally to get a feel for his centre of balance.

[sunbaked_baker]

A baker whose grin may not be able to get any wider approaches the bar and leans on the counter nearby.

"Bar, could I get a rum and coke for myself, and a pair of high-heeled pixie boots for my friend here?"

Oh Jay.

Rae will treasure your discombobulation.

[runningred]

"Ha! These boots are the only practical part of this whole outfit! I ain't changing them for anything!" He gives her a hip flick and nearly misses, misjudging the shape of his hips.

[sunbaked_baker]

"Probably for the best," she shrugs with an easygoing grin, sipping her drink. "I was going to say that the high heels might give you your higher center of gravity back - most women have lower centers of gravity than men, but you might be the exception. It's all fun and games until someone breaks an ankle while teetering around hilariously."

[runningred]

"I have friends in the community who fight in heels like that. If you have to skill, they're a weapon all on their own. Personally, I think I'm a greater danger to my ankles."

[onceaviking]

There's a vampire leaning against the counter.
With one eyebrow slightly raised.

[runningred]

"Don't look at me like that." Jay laughs. "I know how much you prefer curve but this is ridiculous."

[onceaviking]

"It's certainly noticeable," Eric replies.

[i_am_your_host]

The Master of Ceremonies, in a little red dress and fishnet stockings, sashays up to the bar and daintily perches on a stool.

"Good lord, darling," she says, brazenly cupping her own breasts, which are only a neat and perky handful each, "you're making me feel inadequate."

[runningred]

Jay shakes his head and smiles. "You're beautiful, darling. And you're looking manageable. I swear this bra is two sizes to small. Like if I move too fast, they'll explode outward."