Alexander Jefry Sandhu (Fry) (
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milliways_bar2015-09-13 09:24 pm
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Fry comes into the bar and sidles over to the fire. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He surreptitiously digs out a swimming hat from his pocket, and accidentally on purpose drops it in the fireplace. Unfortunately the effect is less subtle, as it goes up in flames and releases a smell of burning rubber to anyone sitting nearby.
"Oops."
He surreptitiously digs out a swimming hat from his pocket, and accidentally on purpose drops it in the fireplace. Unfortunately the effect is less subtle, as it goes up in flames and releases a smell of burning rubber to anyone sitting nearby.
"Oops."

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Two tables away, a man in dark clothes is frowning over the top of his glasses at the fireplace.
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Fry picks up a poker and tries to poke the mystery hemisphere of nothingness...
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The man from two tables away has gotten to his feet and is approaching slowly, as adults do when they don't want to startle a child.
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He puts the poker down and backs away slightly.
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"Yes." he answers honestly, but sheepishly.
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"I'm sure you have a good reason," he says, "but the smoke from burning rubber doesn't just smell bad, it's toxic. That's why I stopped it."
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He doesn't quite make eye contact, but it's nothing personal.
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"Harmful to living things. If you breathed more than a little of that smoke it could damage your lungs.
"Poisonous might be a more familiar word? There's a technical difference but it's not important right now."
(afk ~1h dinner)
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And then he starts to wonder if he poisoned anyone else...
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"I just can't wear it in the pool, it feels so bad."
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The man puts the tip of one finger in his mouth and gnaws on it. He's thinking. (He wants a cigarette, really, but he's vowed to stop smoking indoors; besides, it would undermine the point about the burning rubber.)
"If you tried on a whole lot of different types of swimming hats, do you think you would find one that doesn't feel bad, or is it just hopeless?"
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He looks irritated suddenly. "People don't get it. I'm autistic, not stubborn, I don't do it on purpose."
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"I wish it were otherwise, but people are probably going to continue to not get it for the rest of your life. When you are an adult you will have more power to avoid those people, but I know that doesn't help now.
"So, if you can't stand to wear any hat, but you want to continue taking the swimming classes, you will either need to persuade the instructor to make an exception for you, or fool them into thinking you are wearing the hat when you aren't."
[OOC: Do Sasha's psychic powers have any chance of working in Fry's home universe? Also mun apologizes for possibly giving Fry terrible, terrible ideas.]
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"My hair doesn't really look like a hat." Fry says doubtfully. "Maybe Mr Irons or Dad can fix it."
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"Does your Dad know about this rule change, and does he, er, 'get it' about your autism?"
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"I think that might be hard to set up." he says, cautious at accepting gadgets from strangers with powers.
He nods. "Dad knows, he said he's going to write a letter."
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"It is good that your Dad is helping. Was the idea with throwing the hat in the fire, to get out of classes in the meantime?"
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"I thought if I put it in the bin someone could get it out again."
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Sasha thinks for a moment.
"Which is what we need to do with it now. Of course, first we have to take it out of the fire, take it outdoors and let the smoke escape, and make sure it's completely extinguished.
"I'm sure your parents have told you, if you make a mess, you need to clean it up. I'm going to use telekinesis to get the hat out of the fire and outside safely. I want you to get a bucket of cold water from the Bar and meet me by the back door."
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He goes to the bar and gets a bucket of water, but not being very big, it's the size of a sandcastle bucket.
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"By the time your father found out about it, they'd probably have emptied the bins," he says. "But your plan wasn't a bad one, except for the smoke."
"Now what we're going to do with this is put it down on that sandy patch over there, where it won't hurt the plants and the smoke won't blow back into the building. I'll let the smoke out, and after a few moments you pour the water over the hat and embers."
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He doesn't seem fazed by the fact that Sasha has managed to get it out here; it was just the initial surprise that startled him.
"Okay."
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Unfortunately, the contents of the sphere are still hot enough that they re-ignite the moment they get some oxygen again. There is a modestly loud "whoomph" noise, and the sphere turns briefly into a ball of flame and then a pillar of black smoke with angry flames at the bottom.
"... I should have anticipated that," Sasha says, only a little startled. "That bucket's not going to be enough, do you see a hose anywhere around here?" He's looking around for one himself.
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...Sasha has spotted a hose, and ignores Fry for the moment in favor of putting the fire out. Once that's dealt with he makes himself quiet and unthreatening and waits to see if Fry will calm down on his own.
ooc: Sasha is a research psychologist, and he's had special-needs education training. He ought to know exactly how to react to an autistic child having a panic attack. The mun, alas, has no such background and is guessing based on questionably reliable Internet sources. Please tell me if I've fucked up.
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Seeing that the fire is out, the screaming gradually calms down in favour of lots of hand flapping and pacing around.
"Big fire!"
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Sasha takes the bucket and scrapes all the muck into it. (With his hands.)
"... I've just realized I haven't asked you your name, or told you mine. I'm Sasha Nein."
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The muck is mostly ashes from whatever the fireplace is normally fueled with. (Wood? Coal? Who can say, in a place like this.) There is a globby thing that is probably what's left of the hat. There's also quite a bit of regular old dirt and mud. Sasha is being thorough.
"I'm not sure what to do with all this," he admits, "but we shouldn't just leave it here, it'd be bad for the plants. Maybe Bar can get rid of it for us."
There is a hazmat disposal service back at the base, but it's not really meant for something this minor. Also, paperwork.
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Sasha straightens up and starts carrying the bucket back toward the main building.
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[ooc: Fade here? Thanks for the thread!]
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