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milliways_bar2016-04-29 10:29 am
crabbycustomer) wrote in milliways_bar2016-04-29 10:29 am
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Karkat, of course, posts his notice every week. For the last several months he's been posting it on the other bulletin board. You know, the other one, over there. Right, that one, over on the fourth wall. Just off-camera. Next to Minkus.
But this week it's back on the usual one.
ATTENTION BAR DENIZENS
OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY EMPATHY BLADDER I, KARKAT VANTAS, HAVE CHOSEN TO SHARE WITH YOU AN EXTREMELY USEFUL COMMUNICATION UTILITY FROM MY REALITY, SUITABLY PARED DOWN AND SIMPLIFIED FOR EASE OF USE.
IT IS CALLED T MINUS.
IT IS A CHAT CLIENT. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A CHAT CLIENT IS, IT IS A SYSTEM FOR LONG-DISTANCE TEXT-BASED COMMUNICATION BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE OVER THE INTERNET. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE INTERNET IS YOU HAD BETTER COME TALK TO ME PERSONALLY BEFORE YOU OVERWHELM YOURSELF WITH THIS THING. BUT TRUST ME, IT IS PRETTY COOL.
IT SHOULD WORK INTERDIMENSIONALLY, WITHIN MILLIWAYS OR FROM YOUR WORLD TO MILLIWAYS. OR WITHIN YOUR WORLD, I GUESS. UNLESS IT MALFUNCTIONS. IF IT MALFUNCTIONS PLEASE LET ME KNOW SO I CAN GO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE SERVER WITH A CROWBAR. A MAGICAL CROWBAR THAT FIXES COMPUTERsGLITCHES. IT ALSO SUPPORTS FUNCTIONALITY FOR BULLETIN BOARD POSTINGS THAT ARE VISIBLE TO EVERYONE FROM A HANDHELD DEVICE, PASSING UP OR SUPPLEMENTING THIS ANTIQUATED PIECE OF SHIT.
IT ONLY RUNS ON DEVICES FROM MY WORLD. I AM SUBSIDIZING THESE IF YOU WANT TO GET ONE FROM THE BAR BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET A USERBASE STARTED ON THIS THING. IT IS ORGANIC TECHNOLOGY SO PLEASE REMEMBER TO FEED IT, THERE ARE INSTRUCTIONS LOADED ON THE FUCKING THINGS. OR COME TALK TO ME. I AM THE GREY KID WITH THE HORNS, I AM PRETTY HARD TO MISS. ACTUALLY THERE ARE A FEW GREY KIDS WITH HORNS AROUND BUT PROBABLY ANY OF US CAN HELP YOU.
YOU CAN TAKE ONE WITHOUT TALKING TO ME, I DON'T CARE, BUT IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO HOLD YOUR FROND I AM AROUND. OR TRY MESSAGING ME FIRST TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE SET UP CORRECTLY.
MY USER NAME IS chirurGeneralist.
But this week it's back on the usual one.
ATTENTION BAR DENIZENS
OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY EMPATHY BLADDER I, KARKAT VANTAS, HAVE CHOSEN TO SHARE WITH YOU AN EXTREMELY USEFUL COMMUNICATION UTILITY FROM MY REALITY, SUITABLY PARED DOWN AND SIMPLIFIED FOR EASE OF USE.
IT IS CALLED T MINUS.
IT IS A CHAT CLIENT. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A CHAT CLIENT IS, IT IS A SYSTEM FOR LONG-DISTANCE TEXT-BASED COMMUNICATION BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE OVER THE INTERNET. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE INTERNET IS YOU HAD BETTER COME TALK TO ME PERSONALLY BEFORE YOU OVERWHELM YOURSELF WITH THIS THING. BUT TRUST ME, IT IS PRETTY COOL.
IT SHOULD WORK INTERDIMENSIONALLY, WITHIN MILLIWAYS OR FROM YOUR WORLD TO MILLIWAYS. OR WITHIN YOUR WORLD, I GUESS. UNLESS IT MALFUNCTIONS. IF IT MALFUNCTIONS PLEASE LET ME KNOW SO I CAN GO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE SERVER WITH A CROWBAR. A MAGICAL CROWBAR THAT FIXES COMPUTERs
IT ONLY RUNS ON DEVICES FROM MY WORLD. I AM SUBSIDIZING THESE IF YOU WANT TO GET ONE FROM THE BAR BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET A USERBASE STARTED ON THIS THING. IT IS ORGANIC TECHNOLOGY SO PLEASE REMEMBER TO FEED IT, THERE ARE INSTRUCTIONS LOADED ON THE FUCKING THINGS. OR COME TALK TO ME. I AM THE GREY KID WITH THE HORNS, I AM PRETTY HARD TO MISS. ACTUALLY THERE ARE A FEW GREY KIDS WITH HORNS AROUND BUT PROBABLY ANY OF US CAN HELP YOU.
YOU CAN TAKE ONE WITHOUT TALKING TO ME, I DON'T CARE, BUT IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO HOLD YOUR FROND I AM AROUND. OR TRY MESSAGING ME FIRST TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE SET UP CORRECTLY.
MY USER NAME IS chirurGeneralist.
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"I'm sure nothing could go wrong if we texted Galactus!"
Deadpool is at the bar, poking curiously at a T-Minus device. Mostly the slime reservoir. He hasn't turned it on yet. Honestly, someone should probably stop him before he does.
Oh look, too late.
weirdwardWiseacre signed on!
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regicideError [RE] began trolling weirdwardWiseacre [WW]
RE: hey
RE: wh0's th1s?
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WW: Like, am I not even worth an A/S/L anymore? Or have the kids these days moved on to something else.
WW: At least put on your robe and wizard hat.
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RE: 1 have a pr1ncess dress
RE: but fudge that 1 a1nt putt1n that 0n f0r n0b0dy
RE: and y0u st1ll havent answered my quest10n
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WW:I'm Deadpool! Who or what are you?
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RE: and a cat 1s f1ne f0r what?
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WW: President is pretty cool.
WW: But what in tarnation is Sugar Rush?
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RE: mar10karts g0t n0th1ng 0n us
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WW: Wait, is there a vice-president? For some reason that's about 1000x less cool. That's official, scientific math going on there, don't question it.
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RE: n0w that 1 th1nk ab0ut 1t
RE: 1 never d1d b0ther t0 make any0ne v1ce-pres1dent
RE: 1s that bad?
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WW: That goes double when you're Canadian.
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RE: at least 1 d0nt th1nk 1 am
RE: d0 they st1ll call quarters "quarters" 1n canad1a?
RE: anyway 1f any0ne asks 1'll just make s0ur b1ll my vp 1t's n0t l1ke he's g0t anyth1ng else t0 d0
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WW: But arcade games and vending machines don't usually take 'em, much to my dismay. Which is totally unfair! Caribou are way more awesome than eagles.
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RE: and what w0uld they take 1f n0t quarters?
RE: her0's duty c0sts l1ke tw0 d0llars a p0p but the mach1ne st1ll takes quarters
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WW: I guess maybe Canadian arcade machines might take Canadian quarters...
WW: But anything more than 50 cents is highway robbery. Even skeeball is better than that.
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RE: 1t's n0t even that g00d 0f a game
RE: just a gl0r1f1ed ra1l sh00ter
RE: d0n't tell calh0un 1 sa1d that th0ugh
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WW: Also, check it out, caribou.
weirdwardWiseacre [WW] sent regicideError [RE] file "caribou.jpeg"
WW: It does accept file uploads? Holy crap, you know what this means?
WW: Youtube poops for EVERYONE.
weirdwardWiseacre [WW] ceased trolling regicideError [RE]