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[crabbycustomer]

CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board MAGICAL MYSTERY BAR VIRTUAL BULLETIN BOARD

CCG: BEEN A WHILE SINCE I OPENED ONE OF THESE
CCG: LOTS OF NEW USERS
CCG: THE WAY THIS WORKS IS KIND OF A FREE FOR ALL GROUP DISCUSSION
CCG: PLEASE NOTE THAT FOR EVERYONE'S SAKE I HAVE EXCLUDED OUR PAST AND FUTURE SELVES FROM CONTRIBUTING TO THE DISCUSSION
CCG: SO THE 'CURRENT' STUFF IS MORE OR LESS VESTIGIAL AT THIS POINT
CCG: NONETHELESS....
CCG: LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT, LET'S TALK ABOUT OUR PAST AND FUTURE SELVES
CCG: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THEM?
CCG: DO YOU EVER BLAME YOUR PAST SELF FOR YOUR CURRENT PREDICAMENTS?
CCG: OR MAKE DECISIONS IN THE PRESENT WITH THE INTENTION OF LEAVING THE PROBLEM UP TO YOUR FUTURE SELF?
CCG: IF YOU COULD TALK TO YOUR PAST OR FUTURE SELF WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?
CCG: NOT DUMB TIMELINE GAMES, I'M TALKING ABOUT PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS HERE
CCG: INSULTS, APOLOGIES, QUESTIONS, SHARING JOKES?
CCG: WHATEVER
CCG: ALTERNATE SELVES FROM CHOICES NOT MADE ARE ALSO FAIR GAME

[ooc: In and out through the day; feel free to tag in & talk among yourselves even if I'm not around!]

Comments

[just_cant_lose]

AP: I live to amuse you darling, you know that
AP: But you're not being clear
AP: Is it my company that's funny, or my mail?
AP: Either way, I'll only try harder
AP: I bet you've got a nice smile

[cutting_edgex23]

CAA: Both.
CAA: And your experiments with drones.
CAA: Many people think my expressions are upsetting.
CAA: That is funny, too.

[just_cant_lose]

AP: They clearly have little experience with what's truly upsetting
AP: And, SAME. I think they're funny too
AP: Not as funny as all the people getting nervous about nothing
AP: You should explain to the normals they're in no danger
AP: Do everyone a favour

[cutting_edgex23]

CAA: It will not help.
CAA: And I do not want them to develop the habit.
CAA: Of thinking things you do are okay.
CAA: It will make things too easy.
CAA: For you.
CAA: And that is boring.

[just_cant_lose]

AP: The things I do are okay!
AP: I'm hurt
AP: You always hurt me, X
AP: :'(
AP: But i love how well you get me <3
AP: It *would* be boring
AP: Incidentally
AP: thanks for talking to our mutual friend about obsession
AP: moved things along nicely there
AP: :D!

[cutting_edgex23]

CAA: He is very easily led.
CAA: For someone that is smart.
CAA: It is upsetting.

[just_cant_lose]

AP: You don't give him enough credit
AP: He's playing
AP: And enjoying it
AP: No one's forcing him
AP: You just don't get him

[cutting_edgex23]

CAA: He is always going to lose.
CAA: I think you like that, too.

[just_cant_lose]

AP: Of course he is
AP: That's the point
AP: But he'll respect the game, so it'll only bother him for
AP: Like
AP: The rest of his life
AP: So don't worry about him. More importantly, don't interfere
AP: It's between me and him

[cutting_edgex23]

CAA: I do not understand.
CAA: Why you think you think telling me what to do will be effective.
CAA: I decide.
CAA: I think the rest of the bar needs to be protected.
CAA: From you two.
CAA: When you finally destroy each other.
CAA: If you do it here.
CAA: And not in your world.
CAA: Only one of you cares.
CAA: About collateral damage.
CAA: And I do not know how long that will last.

[just_cant_lose]

AP: I don't understand why you think telling what to do will make any difference
AP: And he and I have given you no reason to fear for the rest of the bar
AP: So it's none of your business
AP: And the idea that he cares about collateral damage is laughable
AP: Like I said, you don't know him

[cutting_edgex23]

CAA: You are very fixated on that.
CAA: That only you know him.
CAA: It is interesting.

[just_cant_lose]

AP: Well, I have known him a very long time
AP: Which you can't claim
AP: It makes no difference. You can't do anything; it's nothing to do with you
AP: I'm not planning to break your precious bar
AP: Unless it gets in the way

[cutting_edgex23]

CAA: If it does.
CAA: You will break first.
CAA: This conversation is stupid.

[just_cant_lose]

AP: You started it
AP: And if I have to break
AP: I can't think of anyone I'd rather have do it
AP: <3
AP: But stop reading my mail
AP: I might want to talk dirty to him

[cutting_edgex23]

CAA: It will not excite me.
CAA: You do not have to worry.

[just_cant_lose]

AP: Knowing you're seeing might excite me, though
AP: And I know you don't want to help me out
AP: In any way. But don't worry
AP: If it does, I'll send you pics
AP: ;)

[cutting_edgex23]

CAA: I do not care when you masturbate.
CAA: Or if.

[just_cant_lose]

AP: X!!!
AP: For God's sake
AP: So crass
AP: I won't be flying solo
AP: Maybe he'll appeal to you more
AP:
AP:
AP: If he does, keep your greedy hands off

[cutting_edgex23]

CAA: You do not have to worry.
CAA: I do not want to have sex with either of you.
CAA: That will not change.

[littleyellowboxes]

CWW: Is this guy annoying you?
CWW: I do owe you a favor! Since we went on that fun field trip.

[just_cant_lose]

AP: I don't know you
AP: But the depth and strength of my relationship with X is clearly lost on you
AP: Of course I'm not annoying her
AP: She loves me

[littleyellowboxes]

CWW: I'm pretty sure you're lying.
CWW: But I'm willing to believe you if your denials are hilarious enough.

[just_cant_lose]

AP: That's the kind of arbitrary logic I like to live by
AP: You must be fun
AP: Unlike X, who insists on being boring but thinks I'm hilarious anyway
AP: There is hope for her yet
AP: Also, I never lie

[littleyellowboxes]

CWW: Now I'm going to be sad if she asks me to bump you off for annoying her. For about 5 minutes.
CWW: Fair warning, I'd still do it though. X and I share at least one definition of fun, and it involves shiny sharp things, and stabbing people with them.