Karkat Vantas (
crabbycustomer) wrote in
milliways_bar2016-05-29 09:06 pm
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CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board MAGICAL MYSTERY BAR VIRTUAL BULLETIN BOARD
CCG: BEEN A WHILE SINCE I OPENED ONE OF THESE
CCG: LOTS OF NEW USERS
CCG: THE WAY THIS WORKS IS KIND OF A FREE FOR ALL GROUP DISCUSSION
CCG: PLEASE NOTE THAT FOR EVERYONE'S SAKE I HAVE EXCLUDED OUR PAST AND FUTURE SELVES FROM CONTRIBUTING TO THE DISCUSSION
CCG: SO THE 'CURRENT' STUFF IS MORE OR LESS VESTIGIAL AT THIS POINT
CCG: NONETHELESS....
CCG: LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT, LET'S TALK ABOUT OUR PAST AND FUTURE SELVES
CCG: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THEM?
CCG: DO YOU EVER BLAME YOUR PAST SELF FOR YOUR CURRENT PREDICAMENTS?
CCG: OR MAKE DECISIONS IN THE PRESENT WITH THE INTENTION OF LEAVING THE PROBLEM UP TO YOUR FUTURE SELF?
CCG: IF YOU COULD TALK TO YOUR PAST OR FUTURE SELF WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?
CCG: NOT DUMB TIMELINE GAMES, I'M TALKING ABOUT PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS HERE
CCG: INSULTS, APOLOGIES, QUESTIONS, SHARING JOKES?
CCG: WHATEVER
CCG: ALTERNATE SELVES FROM CHOICES NOT MADE ARE ALSO FAIR GAME
[ooc: In and out through the day; feel free to tag in & talk among yourselves even if I'm not around!]
CCG: BEEN A WHILE SINCE I OPENED ONE OF THESE
CCG: LOTS OF NEW USERS
CCG: THE WAY THIS WORKS IS KIND OF A FREE FOR ALL GROUP DISCUSSION
CCG: PLEASE NOTE THAT FOR EVERYONE'S SAKE I HAVE EXCLUDED OUR PAST AND FUTURE SELVES FROM CONTRIBUTING TO THE DISCUSSION
CCG: SO THE 'CURRENT' STUFF IS MORE OR LESS VESTIGIAL AT THIS POINT
CCG: NONETHELESS....
CCG: LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT, LET'S TALK ABOUT OUR PAST AND FUTURE SELVES
CCG: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THEM?
CCG: DO YOU EVER BLAME YOUR PAST SELF FOR YOUR CURRENT PREDICAMENTS?
CCG: OR MAKE DECISIONS IN THE PRESENT WITH THE INTENTION OF LEAVING THE PROBLEM UP TO YOUR FUTURE SELF?
CCG: IF YOU COULD TALK TO YOUR PAST OR FUTURE SELF WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?
CCG: NOT DUMB TIMELINE GAMES, I'M TALKING ABOUT PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS HERE
CCG: INSULTS, APOLOGIES, QUESTIONS, SHARING JOKES?
CCG: WHATEVER
CCG: ALTERNATE SELVES FROM CHOICES NOT MADE ARE ALSO FAIR GAME
[ooc: In and out through the day; feel free to tag in & talk among yourselves even if I'm not around!]

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CCG: WHERE A HIGHBLOOD WOULD PITHILY SPIT NOISE ABOUT A 'TABLE' OR A 'SINK' I PREFER THE SIMPLE 'NUTRITION PLATEAU' OR 'ABLUTION CATARACT'.
CCG: BUT APPARENTLY HUMAN CASTE SYSTEMS DON'T WORK THAT WAY
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CCG: OR IF WE DO I STALWARTLY REFUSE TO BE AWARE OF THEM
CCG: WHY SHOULDN'T YOUR CLOTHES HAVE WRINKLES IN THEM? THEY'RE MADE OF FABRIC
CCG: IF YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO HAVE WRINKLES THEN MAKE THEM OUT OF A MORE DURABLE MATERIAL
CCG: BUT IF YOU WANT TO BE ABLE TO MOVE FLEXIBLY AND FREELY, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE WRINKLES BECAUSE A WRINKLE IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN A THING BENDS
CCG: AND IF YOU THOUGHT I COULDN'T GET PISSED OFF ABOUT IRONING BOARDS, BUDDY, YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER GODDAMN THING COMING.
CCG: I AM LIKE THE TROLL MICHAEL JORDAN OF BEING A SON OF A BITCH
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CWW: How about...basketball?
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CCG: IS IT THE ONE WITH THE RING AND THE MANDATORY DANCE BREAK?
CCG: I SAW THAT ONE IN TRAINWRECK
CCG: I GOTTA SAY, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY ALL THE OTHER DRIBBLESMITHS DON'T JUST TACKLE THE GUY WITH THE BALL
CCG: SEEMS LIKE A MISSED OPPORTUNITY
CCG: OR LIKE HOIST ONE OF THEIR NUMBER UP TO PROTECT THE RING AS A RING MONITOR
CCG: THESE ARE JUST LIKE BASIC IMPROVEMENTS I CAN SEE IMMEDIATELY, I'M NOT EVEN AN EXPERT
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CWW: It's the crowning achievement of basketball movies.