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milliways_bar2017-01-30 09:44 pm
vyvyan) wrote in milliways_bar2017-01-30 09:44 pm
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In one corner of the bar, the karaoke machine has been borrowed. There's no soundtrack playing, but Vyvyan is busy rehearsing some phrases for work.
His boss at Transport for London has promised that if he can show them how well he can do it, they'll let him on the tannoy from Monday.
So you might find your evening interrupted by loud announcements of:
"OI, MIND THE GAP, YOU BASTARDS!"
"KEEP YOUR BOGIES TO YOURSELF!"
"THE NEXT TRAIN IS DELAYED BY FIVE MINUTES. THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT, SO PISS OFF!"
His boss at Transport for London has promised that if he can show them how well he can do it, they'll let him on the tannoy from Monday.
So you might find your evening interrupted by loud announcements of:
"OI, MIND THE GAP, YOU BASTARDS!"
"KEEP YOUR BOGIES TO YOURSELF!"
"THE NEXT TRAIN IS DELAYED BY FIVE MINUTES. THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT, SO PISS OFF!"