Oswin Oswald (
souffle_girlek) wrote in
milliways_bar2017-05-19 08:54 pm
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Oswin Oswald is... not really sure what happened, really.
She was supposed to be making chocolate chip cookies
What she got were chocolate chip wafers. They're not... bad, they're really not, she can dig the crispy, but...
They're not cookies.
So there's a space girl and her plate of freakishly large, very flat, very crispy cookies sitting at the bar with a mug of tea and no clue of how she made this much of a mistake.
She was supposed to be making chocolate chip cookies
What she got were chocolate chip wafers. They're not... bad, they're really not, she can dig the crispy, but...
They're not cookies.
So there's a space girl and her plate of freakishly large, very flat, very crispy cookies sitting at the bar with a mug of tea and no clue of how she made this much of a mistake.

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"Hello, Oswin!" he says cheerfully--but quietly, as he's right by her ear. "What'd you make?"
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Not that he'll be celebrating birthdays here. He won't age.
"How've you been?"
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"Well, if we're using one of the twenty variants of the Galactic Standard Calendar, it's the seventh day of the second month," he says, with a quick grin. "I bet our calendars were different from the ones used here, so I should just pick a day and make it my own."
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"Now, to answer your question - fine. Been messing with my 'bots some, tinkering with some cars, traumatizing cookies."
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"When are you going to wear something that'll make it easier for me to retaliate?" She huffs at him, before scanning the rafters intently. Finally she spots what she's looking for, and snaps her fingers, pointing sharply at the countertop afterwards.
"Confusing? I could see potentially offending - my galaxy has cyborgs, which can be called 'droids if someone wants to get rude about it, because they're not, but still." While she's explaining, a tiny (palm-sized, for her) spider-eque robot skitters onto the bartop, its camera eye fixed on Oswin.
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Gee, YT. Thanks for rubbing it in.
"You trying to fob them off on people? Because I am totally down with that as long as they're edible."
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"All yours - I've already eaten enough that I should probably not eat dessert for a week. Maybe two weeks. I don't know if that's possible, really."
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"Well. Someone said cooking is an art, baking is a science. Fuck if I know who exactly said it."
(It was some guy named Barry Popik.)
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Also, is this chick absolutely certain that these particular cookies are non-toxic?
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Right. If she's gonna be eating this chick's cookies, she ought to introduce herself. "Name's YT," she says.
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Those are interesting! Viola's used to food she doesn't recognize, of course, so the plate of sad, flat cookies only draws a brief, curious glance. There do seem to be quite a lot of them, however.
"Wait you for some companion to share your plate?"
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