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milliways_bar2017-10-31 02:42 am
irish_vagabond) wrote in milliways_bar2017-10-31 02:42 am
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It's Cassidy's first Halloween at Milliways.
Cassidy wouldn't have made such a big deal about it. It would've been just like any other day.
Except that the moment that he orders a drink from the bar, fwoomp, he's suddenly dressed as an 18th century wanker, complete with a blond wig that won't come off.
"What- what the fuck- no- shitshitshitshit NOOO-"
A napkin appears on the bartop.
Yes.
"No! Whyyyy? Why this? What did I ever do to you??"
Another napkin.
You never pay off your tab?
Cassidy flails his ruffles and blond locks. "Besides that?!"
The Bar only responds with a smiley face.
"SHITE!"
The vampire Lestat is not happy.
(At least he wasn't given fake fangs. A small mercy.)
Cassidy wouldn't have made such a big deal about it. It would've been just like any other day.
Except that the moment that he orders a drink from the bar, fwoomp, he's suddenly dressed as an 18th century wanker, complete with a blond wig that won't come off.
"What- what the fuck- no- shitshitshitshit NOOO-"
A napkin appears on the bartop.
Yes.
"No! Whyyyy? Why this? What did I ever do to you??"
Another napkin.
You never pay off your tab?
Cassidy flails his ruffles and blond locks. "Besides that?!"
The Bar only responds with a smiley face.
"SHITE!"
The vampire Lestat is not happy.
(At least he wasn't given fake fangs. A small mercy.)
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Cassidy can actually relate to the feeling of being dismembered, because he's actually been dismembered, but they've only just met and that's kind of TMI.
"Name's Cassidy, by the way," he adds, offering a hand to shake.
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"Come here long enough, nothing really surprises you."