Kobold Plot (false suspect)

[fry_sandhu]

After this, an irate Fry leaves a note at the bar.


'Gene,
There is a bad man called Tasselhoff Burrfoot and he is stealing things. He tried to take my Rubix cube and he snatched my phone. He is three foot tall, white skin, with brown hair in a ponytale and he has pointy ears like a chiwa chiwah cheewahu bat. I have printed a picture from my phone but it is a bit blurry because he grabbed it.
I admit I tried to give him a good shoving but I didn't kick him in the bits or anything because he gave my phone back. He says he takes anything people aren't using which is stupid because you could say you weren't using your whole house and anyway I was using my phone because it was in my hand. Here are the pictures of him and the other things that he nicked. I think he should go to prison for being a nob.
Fry'



Then he sits and plays with his Rubix cube until he feels less cross.